Curse

Bargamer · Jul 07, 2011, 10:18 PM // 22:18

Sitting at my desk
Winds of Change blow already!
Season 4 was lame

Charlie Dayman · Jul 07, 2011, 10:18 PM // 22:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malchior Devenholm

BAH HA HA, epic win Charlie!

I had to do a google search on how to write haikus.

Emperor Bush · Jul 07, 2011, 10:18 PM // 22:18

master togo nude
my journey to the whirlpool
boy becomes a man

Where I come from, all haikus must end with "boy becomes a man"

BenjZee · Jul 07, 2011, 10:22 PM // 22:22

I wanna see some Master Togo Appericaiton motivationals, like the WiK propaganda

Bargamer · Jul 07, 2011, 10:22 PM // 22:22

My Little Pony
Colon Friendship is Magic
Man becomes a boy.

-Makai- · Jul 07, 2011, 10:25 PM // 22:25

What creature is this?!
Togo says he is disgraced.
Norgu feeds his face.

Hyprocyon · Jul 07, 2011, 10:25 PM // 22:25

Oh Master Togo
I couldn't help but kill you
Your slayer, Shiro.

SyoM · Jul 07, 2011, 10:25 PM // 22:25

Oh Master Togo,
We seek the winds that are changed,
Tell john to send them.

razerbeak · Jul 07, 2011, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Master Togo thinks:
half-brother leads whole nation
but my voice still cracks

Apok · Jul 07, 2011, 10:27 PM // 22:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenjZee

I wanna see some Master Togo Appericaiton motivationals, like the WiK propaganda

Togo was a man of many things. Bringing pot on long voyages and battles just to drop them repeatedly. Being old. Having an androgynous little brother-emperor. Getting killed.

LordDragon · Jul 07, 2011, 10:30 PM // 22:30

In the evening light
Riding the winds of changed seas
Alone stands Togo

*Darcy* · Jul 07, 2011, 10:32 PM // 22:32

Togo not too bad
Don't forget worse is to come
Kormir twice as bad

EDIT: I knew that; it's the heat.

Apok · Jul 07, 2011, 10:33 PM // 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darcy

Togo not too bad
Don't forget worse is to come
Kormir makes him look good now

Haikus are 5-7-5 scheme.

Fix it.

BenjZee · Jul 07, 2011, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Togo may not have died if he learnt SoS and Anet decided to buff it earlier...i blame it all on John

Bargamer · Jul 07, 2011, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Judge him not harshly
Back in the swinging sixties,
Togo brought the pot.

razerbeak · Jul 07, 2011, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Winds of Change comes out
No voice acting or cut scenes
Togo less bad now

Lishy · Jul 07, 2011, 10:36 PM // 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Stumme

Ah, Master Togo
I did not know you were here
Watch out for sharp sticks

COME!
~ Master Togo

Does this mean we will be able to use sticks as a sword and kill Abbaddon with a stick!?

Or that old Togo will suddenly become young again, and return as a baddass with his BMP skills!? :O

LordDragon · Jul 07, 2011, 10:38 PM // 22:38

Now for some lower humor

The Limerick!

There once was a man called Stumme
Who sat while rubbing his tummy
He asked about Togo
A haiku would bestow
wind and a change that's not crummy

Leighwyn · Jul 07, 2011, 10:39 PM // 22:39

Skipped all the cutscenes...
Only played through Factions once...
Who's Master Togo????

LordDragon · Jul 07, 2011, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leighwyn

Skipped all the cutscenes...
Only played through Factions once...
Who's Master Togo????

LOL! you and 50% of all the people who ever finished Factions!