Dec 05, 2010, 05:53 PM // 17:53
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#1461
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2010
Guild: Retired Bookah Syndicate [YaWn]
Profession: A/
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this was in AC the other day.....
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Dec 05, 2010, 09:10 PM // 21:10
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#1462
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Farming for Nick gifts
Profession: R/
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In GToB an hour or so ago
Random Person #1: Can anyone give me 15k?
Me: I'm sure the monsters in PvE will give you some money if you ask nicely
Random Person #2: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, you could kill them and take their stuff!
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Dec 05, 2010, 09:35 PM // 21:35
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#1463
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Dec 2006
Guild: [Bone]
Profession: Mo/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Acehole2006
So i am a lier then? lol. It happened so it can be done.
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I guess you aren't the liar but your guildie. Its just some bragging, or some excuse for not having a set of Obsidian. Doubt it happened. Not less funny though, thought that was the reason you posted it in the first place
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Dec 05, 2010, 11:03 PM // 23:03
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#1464
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A little chalet outside Drok's
Guild: Natural Born Killaz
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91
In GToB an hour or so ago
Random Person #1: Can anyone give me 15k?
Me: I'm sure the monsters in PvE will give you some money if you ask nicely
Random Person #2: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, you could kill them and take their stuff!
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That's not stupid. That's actually pretty funny.
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Dec 05, 2010, 11:20 PM // 23:20
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#1465
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire, Uk, Nr Earth
Guild: Alternate Evil Gamers [aeg]
Profession: N/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Acehole2006
A Guildy telling us that he accidentally merc his fow armor chest piece, but in rage then merc the whole set :O
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I sold my necro obsidian boots 2 times while farming fow a long time ago Sucks, I was pretty peeved the first time but the second time I was angry german kid !!!
So glad they added the confirmation box Else I would be in a box 6 foot under if I had done it again lol
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Dec 06, 2010, 04:01 AM // 04:01
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#1466
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Feb 2010
Guild: The Cake Arguement
Profession: R/
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I was in the crystal desert vanquishing, and I ran across someone in one of those little outposts that's only good for starting a VQ from.
There's someone saying they need help with "Warriors Task." I'm like, okay, probably some newbie trying to get secondary warrior, so I offer to help. I find out that they're a level 20 w/mo wearing Rank 10 Ebon Vanguard. So I'm like, what the? I talk to him a bit more, he says the quest he took for War in Kryta pointed him there. No, wait, the wiki for the quest pointed him there (the cyrstal desert). So I roll my eyes and offer to help him at least find the right place to be. So I spend 5 minutes trying to get the name of the quest out of him, so I can wiki it and tell him what he needs to do next.
Turns out he was on
"Ebon Vanguard Allies" -- Thackeray's picnic quest. I still cannot work out how he managed to
a) confuse "Ebon Vanguard Allies" with "Warrior's Quest" or any derivative thereof.
b) read the wiki and somehow manage end up in Destiny's Gorge, where none of the required items can be obtained.
I spied on him using the HOM calculator, he's got legendary guardian. So he can't be terrible at the game. I just didn't get it.
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A while ago, I was going to fight my way to Droknors Forge from Beacon's Perch. I had to fight my way there because I was a non-tyrian character and didn't want to bother to do the quests to get there. Someone was wanting a Drok's run, and there were no runners. I figured that a human pretty much had to be better than a level 10 henchie. I was wrong... so very, very wrong. He was an elementalist with the habit of using Burning Speed to set himself on fire and run ahead of the party and into a group of monsters.
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Dec 06, 2010, 05:34 AM // 05:34
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#1467
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Harrismith, South Africa
Guild: [SAGA]
Profession: W/Mo
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hmm... where to start there are so many...
this one was influenced by our guild group although it's still kinda sad and funny at the same time.
this happened just after factions was released. we were busy in Arborstone, the part where the ceiling collapses, mr. pug worrior is like "CHAERG!" headlong into anything and everything, team wipe, regroup at the outpost, go again.
but this time me and the other guild monk converse a bit before hand, i'll take word of healing, he'll take UA (please note old style UA.)
right go again, get to the previous team wipe part, the war goes again, calls target, UA drops, dead.
after about 7 bouts of this the guy pipes and tunes "Guys? i think my game is bugged! Everytime i call a target i die!"
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Dec 06, 2010, 05:45 AM // 05:45
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#1468
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: In a van, down by the river.
Guild: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.
Profession: R/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow Dragon
hmm... where to start there are so many...
this one was influenced by our guild group although it's still kinda sad and funny at the same time.
this happened just after factions was released. we were busy in Arborstone, the part where the ceiling collapses, mr. pug worrior is like "CHAERG!" headlong into anything and everything, team wipe, regroup at the outpost, go again.
but this time me and the other guild monk converse a bit before hand, i'll take word of healing, he'll take UA (please note old style UA.)
right go again, get to the previous team wipe part, the war goes again, calls target, UA drops, dead.
after about 7 bouts of this the guy pipes and tunes "Guys? i think my game is bugged! Everytime i call a target i die!"
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This post made me giggle hard. Muhfuggin 5 star post.
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Dec 06, 2010, 05:18 PM // 17:18
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#1469
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Wilds Pathfinder
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Some guy said he'd show me how to get 10 zaishen keys in 2 minutes if I'd give him 3 of them. I knew it was going to be something stupid because you can't farm that much faction in 2 minutes, but I was curious as to what his plan was. His master plan was to have me buy 10 keys with tournament reward points. I spent all the points I had earned already, and I can't believe that anyone that actually had any would give him 3 keys for something so stupid.
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Dec 06, 2010, 06:32 PM // 18:32
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#1470
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: May 2006
Profession: R/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anonymous
Some guy said he'd show me how to get 10 zaishen keys in 2 minutes if I'd give him 3 of them. I knew it was going to be something stupid because you can't farm that much faction in 2 minutes, but I was curious as to what his plan was. His master plan was to have me buy 10 keys with tournament reward points. I spent all the points I had earned already, and I can't believe that anyone that actually had any would give him 3 keys for something so stupid.
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He's looking for new players, or players who just don't use forums/wiki and have never heard of tournament reward points. Every account got 50 (and every new account starts with 50) a long while ago, but I'm sure there are many accounts out there with unclaimed points.
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Dec 07, 2010, 07:43 AM // 07:43
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#1471
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.
Guild: LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)
Profession: N/A
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteAsIce
That's why Silverwing Recurve Bows are the most expensive weapons in the game.
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I was playing guild wars while I read it does that count?
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Dec 08, 2010, 04:56 AM // 04:56
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#1472
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2010
Guild: [aRIN]
Profession: R/
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Zaishen Elite was fun today. If you're wondering, yes he/she started dancing at the end.
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Dec 08, 2010, 09:48 AM // 09:48
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#1473
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Feb 2008
Guild: Variable Speed Farmers[VsF]
Profession: Mo/
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^ lol'd a lot @ this.
Mine was yesterday. There was a para with 65e on my bogroot (normal run at HM, not an SC), full radiants + bison cup. even though that all his chants were energy based, he was spamming anthem of flame on recharge with 12+ leadership, wich is pretty much enough for energy.
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Dec 12, 2010, 07:56 AM // 07:56
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#1474
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Jungle Guide
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In my alliance chat, some guy accidentally paste a link to a page to dl his porn.
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Dec 12, 2010, 10:12 AM // 10:12
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#1475
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Nubland
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Lol ^, that's one stupid mistake, come to think of it i might've done that yesterday
Jus' kidding, it was something else
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Dec 12, 2010, 06:08 PM // 18:08
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#1476
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: WTFPRIVACYDUDE
Guild: Endangered Feces [DoDo]
Profession: W/Mo
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No doubt about this one. I was setting up a GvG guild and we joined a random AB alliance for lolz. Someone in alliance chat said:
"JUST BECAUS I AM THE ONLY GIRL IN THIS ALLIANCE DOESNT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF ME NAKED IN THE SHOWER."
It was quite hilarious. What was more funny is that we ended up taking blame. (fyi, we didn't do it)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trader of Secrets
In my alliance chat, some guy accidentally paste a link to a page to dl his porn.
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This may very well be a troll. In some alliances this happens a lot, they seem to think it is funny.
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Dec 13, 2010, 04:42 AM // 04:42
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#1477
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Boston Ma.
Guild: Is That Your Build[HaHa]
Profession: P/W
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Player: God @#$% Anet nurfed my bar!
Guild member: Get out of the Guild Hall, your looking at PVP skills.
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Dec 13, 2010, 07:20 AM // 07:20
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#1478
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: San Diego
Guild: My Girl is a [LUSH]
Profession: Mo/
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i love chilling and drinking in Spamadan for this sole reason:
Player: How do you play this game? do we just run around?
Player#2: Yup, you just run around building your leg muscles and do pushups to level up.
Player: What about fighting the monsters? the box shows a dragon!
Player#2: Oh yeah, we already killed it and all the monsters, so we just sit around and talk all day
Player: This is boring, im returning this stupid game
FAIL! I'm actually surprised no one intervened and talked him out of it
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Dec 13, 2010, 03:42 PM // 15:42
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#1479
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Krytan Explorer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mia Clemons
i love chilling and drinking in Spamadan for this sole reason:
Player: How do you play this game? do we just run around?
Player#2: Yup, you just run around building your leg muscles and do pushups to level up.
Player: What about fighting the monsters? the box shows a dragon!
Player#2: Oh yeah, we already killed it and all the monsters, so we just sit around and talk all day
Player: This is boring, im returning this stupid game
FAIL! I'm actually surprised no one intervened and talked him out of it
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I love doing this kind of crap. Play stupid, ask stupid questions, etc...just to create some drama in the district.
Me: Where's the King's pipe?
Players: Look on wiki for all the locations.
Me: Where's the cigar again? I can't find the wiki locations on the map.
Players: Press F10.
Me: I don't have F10. I'm on a Mac.
Me: (5min later) Where's the King's pipe?
etc...
LOL!!!!
You can tons of fun just by screwing people over with stupid questions. Who said there aren't stupid questions must've been a stupid person.
Last edited by JimmyNeutron; Dec 13, 2010 at 03:45 PM // 15:45..
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Dec 13, 2010, 09:24 PM // 21:24
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#1480
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2010
Guild: Mu Tants
Profession: D/
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After we laught at him, he called us retards
Last edited by Random Namos; Dec 13, 2010 at 09:27 PM // 21:27..
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