Curse

Snograt · Sep 07, 2009, 06:03 AM // 06:03

Think he might have meant "can't spell "flawless" without "lawl"" somehow?

eyekwah2 · Sep 07, 2009, 09:47 AM // 09:47

Raven Wing · Sep 08, 2009, 08:01 AM // 08:01

Fresh from henge of Denravi...its hilarious

DreamRunner · Sep 08, 2009, 12:42 PM // 12:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryla Ravenclaw

Oh yes, all of us girl gamers go crazy for nice shoes

Do not lie, all girls go crazy for shoes.

Bathal Nasp · Sep 08, 2009, 05:16 PM // 17:16

N1ghtstalker · Sep 08, 2009, 05:27 PM // 17:27

was in kama and some guy spamming he wanted to buy a rare mini so i said for laughs "mini destroyer 5k good deal!"

this is what happened:

My New Name · Sep 09, 2009, 10:18 AM // 10:18

Nightstalker you giving autographs signed "the greatest hero of all gw"? i want 1 !!!

N1ghtstalker · Sep 09, 2009, 06:19 PM // 18:19

same shit, different moron like yesterday
this time the guy started nagging about my first good impression and how i ruined it
total lolz
then ironically the other guy was there again in kama going like 'OMGWTFBBQ MINI DESTROYER WHO HAZ DAT!!1!1!1!1!1!' and got offered a few white mini's for it

think i'll put my status on do not disturb alot more now

eyekwah2 · Sep 10, 2009, 08:40 AM // 08:40

I used to play that trick in Diablo 2. Don't know how many of you have played it, but there was a point in the life of Diablo 2's economy in which a unique drop called stone of jordan ring (soj) was used as currency. The mods on the ring were ok, but for the most part, their value as currency far exceeded the actual usefulness of the item itself.

So what I would do is join a game with many other players in the middle of farming or some quest and talk to Charsi (merchant) and announce to all the players, "OMG! Who sold Charsi the soj!!! Somebody loan me 1000g quick!" Hilarity ensued. I could expect that no matter what was going on, I'd see 6 or 7 portals show up in town with players passing through them then racing to Charsi.

What you gotta do is ask 5k for the mini destroyer, and when he says he'd pay more, you say something along the lines of, "Wait... how much is it *really* worth?" Then watch him backtrack and try to play it off like he's some philanthropist being nice and giving more than he should for something that is worthless. :P

I know, I can be a real jerk sometimes.

Sword Hammer Axe · Sep 10, 2009, 12:24 PM // 12:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyekwah2

I used to play that trick in Diablo 2. Don't know how many of you have played it, but there was a point in the life of Diablo 2's economy in which a unique drop called stone of jordan ring (soj) was used as currency. The mods on the ring were ok, but for the most part, their value as currency far exceeded the actual usefulness of the item itself.

So what I would do is join a game with many other players in the middle of farming or some quest and talk to Charsi (merchant) and announce to all the players, "OMG! Who sold Charsi the soj!!! Somebody loan me 1000g quick!" Hilarity ensued. I could expect that no matter what was going on, I'd see 6 or 7 portals show up in town with players passing through them then racing to Charsi.

What you gotta do is ask 5k for the mini destroyer, and when he says he'd pay more, you say something along the lines of, "Wait... how much is it *really* worth?" Then watch him backtrack and try to play it off like he's some philanthropist being nice and giving more than he should for something that is worthless. :P

I know, I can be a real jerk sometimes.

However in reality they are being the jerks, I mean they're trying to exploit you

My New Name · Sep 10, 2009, 03:37 PM // 15:37

in HA we had a guy DC at start and right when we killed the last of zaishen
after like 3 mins he reconnected and we all said resign he said i "got deco".
we all said ok we saw now please resign,then he started spamming "omg i got deco i got deco" "i cant resign when i deco". then after 3 mins of spamming that he resigned but it was too late and we had to wait for opposing party for UW map. in the end after many decoes and tears we all left

Neo Atomisk · Sep 10, 2009, 04:12 PM // 16:12

after having bought atleast 30 unded mini's for my HoM, I began handing them out to alliance members who didn't have that much money. so I gave this one guy 7 ded minis because he seemed pretty new. He was very grateful, so I said "no problem, I just want to help people out." He spent the next few days harassing me to give him more dedicated minis.

It just pisses me off that I gave him a few ded minis (I mean they were mostly 4th years, a black beast and dagnar were in there) and he continued to harass and beg me for more... -_-

"The Leader said "Imbagon paragon is good enough for a monk". I said "What the hell are you on?" Hello kick from party :O"
@guy who was running imbagon: imbagons usually replace monks, they outdo most prot monks.

crazybanshee · Sep 10, 2009, 10:22 PM // 22:22

Whenever I pass through Kamadan I usually check out the wtb/wts for anything I have in storage that I can get rid of. Usually I'll pm a few offers, sell my junk, and move on. So today I see a guy wtb aptitude not attitude. Lately I've been selling them for 7k, although I see them from 6-8k so I pm him, hey I'll sell that insc 7k. He immediately pm's back OMG if you even try that I will report you to anet you scammer they are 1-2k max. I was like lol? w/e you don't have to buy but don't be an idiot. Then he claims he got one for 1k already and keeps calling me a noob scammer. Um, how is offering to sell something around market value a scam? Even if I told him I'd sell it 100k, how is that even a scam? I had to make room for him on my ignore list cause I didn't want to be bothered.

Obrien Xp · Sep 10, 2009, 11:03 PM // 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybanshee

Whenever I pass through Kamadan I usually check out the wtb/wts for anything I have in storage that I can get rid of. Usually I'll pm a few offers, sell my junk, and move on. So today I see a guy wtb aptitude not attitude. Lately I've been selling them for 7k, although I see them from 6-8k so I pm him, hey I'll sell that insc 7k. He immediately pm's back OMG if you even try that I will report you to anet you scammer they are 1-2k max. I was like lol? w/e you don't have to buy but don't be an idiot. Then he claims he got one for 1k already and keeps calling me a noob scammer. Um, how is offering to sell something around market value a scam? Even if I told him I'd sell it 100k, how is that even a scam? I had to make room for him on my ignore list cause I didn't want to be bothered.

You can't be charged with scamming unless you clearly state to sell something for an agreed price then try to change it on them. Other than that the worst you can do is over charge someone.

I once bought hero armor for 1-2k because I told the person I really didn't know the actual value, I'd pay w/e they offered, and they said 2k so...

I was once in a WoW private server (Don't worry I got bored fast). The realm that everyone uses went down (this happens alot). Some people go to the other realm on that server when this happens. I go to that realm and I have a lvl 12 on it. I'm in world chat when someone asks what happened to the other realm. I know how these things work so I tell him that it probably had an emulator crash and would be up in around 10min. (which was true). He asked me my lvl and screamed at me "YOUR A F@*KING NOOB WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME! GO F*(K YOURSELF!" This ensued for 10min where I ended up (by popular vote) being labeled as a "d*(chebag" because clearly only being lvl 12 on that specific char you talked on means you know nothing about computers.

Zodiac Meteor · Sep 11, 2009, 12:29 AM // 00:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obrien Xp

He asked me my lvl and screamed at me "YOUR A F@*KING NOOB WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME! GO F*(K YOURSELF!" This ensued for 10min where I ended up (by popular vote) being labeled as a "d*(chebag" because clearly only being lvl 12 on that specific char you talked on means you know nothing about computers.

Thank god that you can judge a person on how good they are by their skills and not their level.
+1 Guild Wars

I joined a HM Destruction Depths team. I was an Ele and gone support.

Leader: Are you damage
Me: No *ping skills*
Leader: Go damage, We have winter.

I knew the leader was failway as soon as he said that. Brings out Lightning Bar. Cold+armor penetration for the win.

Leader: Ping
Me: *Pings bar*
Leader: Go fire.
Me: What's wrong with my bar?
Leader: You have searing flames
Me: no, destroyers can't burn.
Other Ele: They will take damage with winter
Me: Winter changes the element. Searing flames won't do damage
Other Ele: Yes it will.
Leader: you have searing flames?
Me: no
/kicked me
*literally 5 minutes later after failway team left*
Other ele: LFG DD HM

As Yoda's brother Adoy said:
Ego lead to ignorance, ignorance leads to failing, failing leads to noobing, noobing leads to naked dance party.

Espadon · Sep 11, 2009, 12:43 AM // 00:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pelorin Eshmar

in HA we had a guy DC at start and right when we killed the last of zaishen
after like 3 mins he reconnected and we all said resign he said i "got deco".
we all said ok we saw now please resign,then he started spamming "omg i got deco i got deco" "i cant resign when i deco". then after 3 mins of spamming that he resigned but it was too late and we had to wait for opposing party for UW map. in the end after many decoes and tears we all left

LOL I WUZ THAR we told him to resign like over 9000 times but he just sat there saying "omg I got deco" lolololo

udeco?

crazybanshee · Sep 11, 2009, 02:01 AM // 02:01

After further consideration, I think pretty much everything I hear in RA belongs on this list. I'm only there to get r3 for my hom, I've been doing it for a month or so and am r1+ now, basically just monking for glad points. I'm decent, not the greatest monk ever but I've gotten a lot of compliments. But no matter what happens, if my team loses it must be my fault. NOOB MONK! FAIL MONK! etc etc. I've been called that by a sword wammo with mending, a r/mo with healing breeze and running skills, a derv with all scythe attacks and no other spells, etc etc. Pick a bad build, and they're calling me a noob for not being able to keep them alive. I lol. Makes me glad I put myself on dnd before I start, so they can't bother me.

Elysea · Sep 11, 2009, 04:33 AM // 04:33

I've always wanted to share one of my favourite exchanges from my time in the Kurzick side of JQ. A little bit of background: I like running interrupt Mesmers in JQ, mainly Power Block. I like watching RoJ Monks/Meteor Shower Eles/Necrobombers who don't put their enchantments up beforehand stand there for 15 seconds. I, apparently, thought that this was pretty good elite for JQ, at least, for the most part (I will run into the back of a quarry if an Assassin comes lunging for me.) Someone on my team obviously disagreed with me one match. I can't find the screenshot of it, sadly (it was months ago), so this is mostly from memory, but I will try my best to find it if I have to. XD

Let's watch...

Me: "I'm using Power Block on <insert Luxon player here>!"
Me: "Crap, sorry, I was holding the CTRL key down."
Me (thinking): "Managed to catch RoJ yey." *does a little happy Mesmer dance*
Other Mesmer standing next to me by the Green Quarry: "OMFG you f**king noob, Power Block is a bad elite. F**king noob Mesmer, bring VoR."
Me: "... Did you notice that the RoJ Monk's RoJ failed there? Now, what do you think did that?"
Other Mesmer: "VoR, you f**king noob."

This Other Mesmer was running VoR. Didn't even know what his own Elite did. I lost quite a bit of faith in humanity that day.

Nanaki Roren · Sep 11, 2009, 07:56 AM // 07:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybanshee

After further consideration, I think pretty much everything I hear in RA belongs on this list. I'm only there to get r3 for my hom, I've been doing it for a month or so and am r1+ now, basically just monking for glad points. I'm decent, not the greatest monk ever but I've gotten a lot of compliments. But no matter what happens, if my team loses it must be my fault. NOOB MONK! FAIL MONK! etc etc. I've been called that by a sword wammo with mending, a r/mo with healing breeze and running skills, a derv with all scythe attacks and no other spells, etc etc. Pick a bad build, and they're calling me a noob for not being able to keep them alive. I lol. Makes me glad I put myself on dnd before I start, so they can't bother me.

Ah man, I feel your pain. That's one of the main reasons I don't like monking RA - people are always looking for a scape goat. They're are always so convinced that they were running their build perfectly and everyone else screwed up. But really, when the whole team goes down pretty quick, how can you point the finger at one dude for the loss? *Shakeshead*

ll Jamie ll · Sep 11, 2009, 04:32 PM // 16:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

Thank god that you can judge a person on how good they are by their skills and not their level.
+1 Guild Wars

I joined a HM Destruction Depths team. I was an Ele and gone support.

Leader: Are you damage
Me: No *ping skills*
Leader: Go damage, We have winter.

I knew the leader was failway as soon as he said that. Brings out Lightning Bar. Cold+armor penetration for the win.

Leader: Ping
Me: *Pings bar*
Leader: Go fire.
Me: What's wrong with my bar?
Leader: You have searing flames
Me: no, destroyers can't burn.
Other Ele: They will take damage with winter
Me: Winter changes the element. Searing flames won't do damage
Other Ele: Yes it will.
Leader: you have searing flames?
Me: no
/kicked me
*literally 5 minutes later after failway team left*
Other ele: LFG DD HM

As Yoda's brother Adoy said:
Ego lead to ignorance, ignorance leads to failing, failing leads to noobing, noobing leads to naked dance party.

That just made my day, when people don't realise such simple things..