Curse

Obrien Xp · Jul 04, 2009, 10:51 PM // 22:51

New recruit=+
Me=-

-welcome
+can I be an officer
-*lists req
+*proves meeting req
-it'd be nice if you could recruit too
+recruit?
+I do jq and donate
-kk
+is there a co-leader
-no
+can I be it?
-there isn't one
+is there a best officer
-no
+*leaves guild

Apparently, if you can't be the best, why be there at all?

Zeff Nut · Jul 04, 2009, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Checking in on 9 rings to see if I still have tickets and to make sure I haven't dc'd, nothing but rings win/loss chatter forever, then out of the blue in all chat.. "So what title does this advance anyway?" I just went afk again but wonder if the person ever found out or how long they hung around.

Nessar · Jul 04, 2009, 11:57 PM // 23:57

I was JQing on my mesmer & I was sort of stalking this necro or ele, not sure which. I managed to diversion 3 of their skills, so they said diversion was bad. So I spammed wasterals on them, and ofc they died. The rest of the match they went on saying diversion was a bad skill and blah blah. We won anyway

Aldric · Jul 05, 2009, 01:30 AM // 01:30

"I'm RankX and have played this game since beta so when I tell you mending is a good skill to use , trust me on it okay."

by a party leader trying to setup the perfect party for some mission (Raisu palace i think it was). He kicked me when I said it was shit and then pmed l2playnub

hoodiestarfish · Jul 26, 2009, 02:05 PM // 14:05

"LFR to Doomlore Shrine" (from EotN)
"LFR for Fronnis" ----- that one cracked me up

ShadowbaneX · Jul 26, 2009, 03:04 PM // 15:04

"this build was vetted by PvX, that's 1000s of people. Are you saying you know more then all of them?"

Dzjudz · Jul 26, 2009, 06:37 PM // 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoodiestarfish

"LFR to Doomlore Shrine" (from EotN)

You know you can actually run to doomlore shrine right? You can run to all towns in eotn except CTC.

Stolen Souls · Jul 26, 2009, 11:26 PM // 23:26

In a CoF run...

"Who brought the damn pets? There's gonna be less drops now..."

Later in the run the same guy argued that the ghostly allies also steal drops.

Tearmaker · Jul 26, 2009, 11:57 PM // 23:57

I was running a degen Ranger in JQ. Warrior whispers me and tells me my build is junk, I proceed to kill him (many times -lol) while I was killing Jugs too. I kept telling him if my build was so bad why did he keep dyeing to it. He insisted I only killed him once - lol. After we won he kept whispering me telling me how to improve my build, so I kept asking him if it's so bad why did you keep dyeing to it? He finally put me on ignore - lol.

ll Jamie ll · Jul 27, 2009, 01:21 PM // 13:21

Im actually being serious.. a little while back i heard this:

"wat campain is xunli tournamont hose?" with the spelling mistakes (maybe not 100% precise there)

Yes, you read that right.

No.. seriously, you.... did just read that right.

but seriously...? The guy didn't look all that new, i remember he was a war with black dyed templar; with R7 delver. If your out there, then hey

Finn Ferral · Jul 28, 2009, 06:37 AM // 06:37

No doubt an innocent newb question which I overheard while passing through LA today, but funny nonetheless.

Jonii · Jul 28, 2009, 06:23 PM // 18:23

"hard core sin lfg"
This made me laugh.

"AB is a map rotation. It'll switch to Luxon maps soon. No such thing as losing territory."
Then why are we only on Grenz and Ancestral all day? :P
"Look, I've been playing for 2 1/2 years."
I've been playing since 2005, and Factions since it came out. Does it make a difference?
"Yeah, but how long you play AB?"
Long enough to know we're losing and that's why we only play two maps.
(The guy then goes off on his own to solo cap and complains that we don't know how to cap because we stuck together to cap the closer, more deserted point while he gets killed. Then he ragequit.)

"Ping plz." (kicks because you don't have very specific build he never said he wanted.)

fubar knobby · Jul 30, 2009, 12:09 PM // 12:09

sry this 1 cracked me up,
doing vsf yesterday left from umbrall sin ran to slavers, went in round to thomis`s room bip proceded to kill themselves 2 or 3 times sin ran round is nearly at the wall we cant rez the bip they had equipped a vampiric weapon and died instantly on rez, resign please!!

Xyon the Greatest · Jul 30, 2009, 07:40 PM // 19:40

I am usually the person that says the stupid stuff, and other people are the ones laughing at me, funny part is I say stupid stuff on purpose, usually out of boredom.

The funniest part is, I'll be spamming patient spirit in RA and say im a smiter, and my whole team is like "CRAP"

TottWriter · Jul 30, 2009, 09:01 PM // 21:01

Can't say I do PuGs much - I'm that loner that just h/hs to avoid morons.

But I was working on a survivor ele in pre-searing, and paid a monkey Ranger to get me through the gate.

Monkey did not leave ( was about....level 5?) and ran straight into the first charr mob, dying in a shockingly short time. (he basically just aggroed them all onto himself - I ran when I saw what he was doing)

Ranger:'Res me!'
Me: I don't have a res on me.
Ranger: Come here and die then
Me: actually, I'm going for survivor.
Ranger: (types '...')
Then there was a long pause.
Ranger resigns.

moriz · Jul 30, 2009, 09:51 PM // 21:51

"if frenzy is so good, then why was every other IAS been nerfed, while frenzy was buffed?"

some people just don't get it.

DarkGanni · Jul 30, 2009, 10:25 PM // 22:25

Did I post it yet?

Someone saying: The more titles you have the better the drops for you.

Shame I can't find the screenie. It's epic

MDeshame · Jul 31, 2009, 09:28 PM // 21:28

The ones that use "Pro" in their chat spam, (i.e. Pro runner running to LA, Pro Perma LFG for...)
Anything with x name x, or l name l, or XX name XX, or any other dumbass variation as their character name

Actually when it comes down to it:
Almost everything said in All chat.
Almost everything said in Trade chat.
Almost everything said by almost every player in any chat.

Abedeus · Jul 31, 2009, 09:44 PM // 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDeshame

The ones that use "Pro" in their chat spam, (i.e. Pro runner running to LA, Pro Perma LFG for...)
Anything with x name x, or l name l, or XX name XX, or any other dumbass variation as their character name

Actually when it comes down to it:
Almost everything said in All chat.
Almost everything said in Trade chat.
Almost everything said by almost every player in any chat.

"Pro" means "Professional" which means "Doing it good for money".

MDeshame · Jul 31, 2009, 09:56 PM // 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

"Pro" means "Professional" which means "Doing it good for money".

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