Curse

Voodoo Rage · Aug 27, 2009, 04:00 PM // 16:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by killerms

"will you srsly marry me in real life if we meet up sometime"

An ex-friend who's now in my ignore list for life.

A female friend of mine who is 34 is engaged to some 19 year old kid that she met on World of Warcraft and has been having a long distance relationship with for all of 3 months... :facepalm:

Zahr Dalsk · Aug 27, 2009, 04:57 PM // 16:57

Here's one from ArenaNet:

Quote:

<player's team / guild name> has one a battle in the Hall of Heroes.

Really, why would we care?

Sir Seifus Halbred · Aug 27, 2009, 10:05 PM // 22:05

Red bar is the same guy speaking. (Note: Not the same guy in second screen shot)

The guy thought and was hoping I was monking, just because I was Me/Mo.

By the way, the title of this thread should be changed. You can't hear what people are saying in Guild Wars, unless you're on Ventrilo. Seeing as how this thread contains screenshots of chat.

payne · Aug 29, 2009, 02:55 PM // 14:55

being very lazy, haha
nah....getting a run from beacons to ascalon - got quotes 5k - being very lazy today I said "sure" - met the "runner" in beacons, were he told me to pay the full total before he started the run...seriously think some scammers just get dumber every day /facepalm

payne · Aug 29, 2009, 03:24 PM // 15:24

>.<

someone in LA a-e-1 saying
(first person) to get allegiance to the kurzicks you have to "play through factions get to HzH and pledge allegience to them...but to do that you must be guild leader"
(second person) "i am guild leader"
(first person) "you must also give them 500g and sacrifice your weakest guild member to the forest gods"
(second person) "well i have the 500g - but I think i'm gonna have to organise a 1v1 tourney to decide who to sacrifice"

i hope (second person) was joking about thinking you have to sacrifice someone (although his lack of sarcasm was worrying) and also the 1v1 tourney part made me wonder - IT ACHIEVES NOTHING >.<

good times in LA

madsGW · Aug 30, 2009, 06:14 PM // 18:14

this:

"WHY cant i use ursan in randoms arenas???????!"

"srry im lagging"

esthetic · Aug 30, 2009, 08:52 PM // 20:52

However… (You knew there would be a "however," didn’t you?) Should it fail the stress tests, it would mean the fix didn’t take because the bug goes deeper than we hope, and that would be Very Bad. If that is the case, we will be faced with a high probability that this bug is not something we can fix. Nor can we redeploy the Xunlai Tournament House with this database bug outstanding. So, let’s all keep our fingers crossed, and I'll keep you updated on how the testing is going once it gets underway.

Sword Hammer Axe · Aug 30, 2009, 08:57 PM // 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by esthetic

However… (You knew there would be a "however," didn’t you?) Should it fail the stress tests, it would mean the fix didn’t take because the bug goes deeper than we hope, and that would be Very Bad. If that is the case, we will be faced with a high probability that this bug is not something we can fix. Nor can we redeploy the Xunlai Tournament House with this database bug outstanding. So, let’s all keep our fingers crossed, and I'll keep you updated on how the testing is going once it gets underway.

Lol
12chars (muthahumpa)

Philoupette · Aug 31, 2009, 02:33 PM // 14:33

In the last mission of faction's noob island, I played with a N/R petmaster, using only power shot. After the mission, I tried to convince him that his build could be slightly improved, by using necro skills for example

I felt all the frustration in his answer :

"I play R because my death magic is broken ! BUG"

Benderama · Sep 01, 2009, 11:13 AM // 11:13

(it's not really funny and the guy might've meant the +1 attribute mod but...)
some guy in a party in gates of kryta said he needed a wand because it made his spells better. he was an ele that didn't have a weapon as well.

Aussie Boy · Sep 01, 2009, 11:47 AM // 11:47

When you are drinking and the text shows up like "I love you man"
Had some dude come up to me in LA and say what u gay then launched
into all this tirade of language cause i kept "calling" him whatever the text said
above my head.
I was pissing myself laughing and he said he would report me for harassing him
even though some others said in local it was the drink text not mine but he wouldn't listen.
This was about 6 months ago.
So funny.

fubar knobby · Sep 01, 2009, 12:17 PM // 12:17

this one made me chuckle .
guy, whats the best looking axe?
me, in my opinion pyroclastic for male warr,
guy do you have 1?
me, yes,
guy, how much?
me, its not for sale sorry,
guy, then why are you even talking to me me you noob retard,
me, because you asked what was the best looking axe you didn`t say you wanted to buy one, meet my ignore list bye bye.

payne · Sep 01, 2009, 12:28 PM // 12:28

in GToB A-E-1

"come on little kids, I have sweets for you all....
come on kids - gather round and we can all dance together"

I spilt my drink I was laughing so much - god dammit the pedo's are taking over the MMO's haha

bugallnot · Sep 01, 2009, 08:41 PM // 20:41

First guy: haha, man, how old are you?
Secound guy: im 13
First guy: Nice, im 14. Glad youre not some kid like 11 or something
Secound guy: yeah, I hate kids like that.

Shortened down the discussion a bit cause I cant remember the details but having 13 and 14 year olds talking about hating kids in games was pretty hillarious stuff

StormDragonZ · Sep 02, 2009, 04:20 AM // 04:20

I like to hang out in the Great Temple of Balthazar and type "WTS ZKeys 19.5k each."

If you've seen that, that's me!

Stupidest thing I've heard so far in GW: People who tell me I'm "scamming" and I'm going to be reported for that.

fowlero · Sep 02, 2009, 12:25 PM // 12:25

Not "entirely" dumb but it made me laugh at how stupid it is.

Unendingfear · Sep 02, 2009, 03:05 PM // 15:05

I was in Boreal Station, and some guy was Party Searching "LF Girl Friend!" Now, I happened to be using my only female character I have, so he decides to whisper me me. He also starts following me from city to city. o.O When I tell him "Hey, I'm a guy, this is my only female character." I never hear back from him. LOL

Obrien Xp · Sep 02, 2009, 03:34 PM // 15:34

I was walking around on my female perma sin. I was in Shing Jea Monastery. This male warrior in all his armor minus shirt helmet and cape ran up to me and said...

"hi, I'm tony"
me:"I'm brien"

he left and wasn't heard form again :P

Also, sometimes when I'm getting bored of recruiting I'll go to another town and start there, with this message...

"LFG The First Dragon Slayers [FDS] is recruiting! We are SEXY and MYSTERIOUS! (party search)"

eyekwah2 · Sep 02, 2009, 03:34 PM // 15:34

We had a Mesmer ping his build only to find out he had Illusion of Pain as his only hex and Shatter Delusions. I inquired about it, hoping that I had indeed misunderstood the purpose of his build but alas he said that he would hex'em with Illusion of Pain and then remove it with Shatter Delusions for damage.

When I told him that Illusion of Pain heals when it is removed, he said he knew but that he figured Shatter Delusions would counter the heal. Then I asked him why he didn't use Conjure Phantasm and he said that it didn't have enough degen. /facepalm /kick

AngeliqueSynner · Sep 02, 2009, 03:50 PM // 15:50

In Kamadan AD2 I was selling booze last night.
A stack of aged hunter's ales for a wicked bargain, apparently.
And one of the would be buyers coun't figure out why I was charging more than the worth of a keg.
He went on for about 15 minutes trying to tell me that a keg was worth more drunkard points and that I was trying to rip people off.
I got frustrated and told him it was sold and blocked him. O_o¿