Curse

Auntie Social · Nov 29, 2007, 08:44 PM // 20:44

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What’s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 08:45 PM // 20:45

LOL

We must have posted that at the same time

Bori Andreau · Nov 29, 2007, 08:46 PM // 20:46

Yeh lol, strange :S. Here's another...

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil till I get there.

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 08:47 PM // 20:47

Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off!

Auntie Social · Nov 29, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49

*pick me* *pick me*

Bori Andreau · Nov 29, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49

ok i've ran out lol. Next topic...

The Unknown X · Nov 29, 2007, 08:55 PM // 20:55

Doctor Doctor I have a steering wheel attached to my privates!

Are you in pain?

It's driving me nuts!

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 08:57 PM // 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unknown X

Doctor Doctor I have a steering wheel attached to my privates!

Are you in pain?

It's driving me nuts!

LOL... now that's a good one!

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 08:59 PM // 20:59

Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"

Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a spoon.”
“Sit over there, please, and don’t stir!”

Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!"
"I see your point!"

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!

What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!

Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!

Ok... I'm done now, and.... I think I need to find something else to do LOL

The Unknown X · Nov 29, 2007, 09:01 PM // 21:01

How many Virgin Media Employee's does it take to change a lightbulb?

101 - One to hold it while the other 100 turn the house around.

Bori Andreau · Nov 29, 2007, 09:02 PM // 21:02

LOL. Rhiandra, someone has been using google i think lol.

Any more information on VM?

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 09:03 PM // 21:03

Can't you tell I'm bored!!?? LOL

Last I heard the expected time for it being fixed is about 10.44 tonight

Saying that I did get a little excited a mo a go as I tried to load in GW website and thought it was actually going to load in........

Auntie Social · Nov 29, 2007, 09:05 PM // 21:05

Ticket Number 604389
Time Stamp 29/11/2007 19:45
Priority P1
Status Opened
Department Outage Surveillence Team
Estimated Time Fix 29/11/07 22:44
Customers Affected Broadband Internet

that's what the site says

Bori Andreau · Nov 29, 2007, 09:06 PM // 21:06

yeh but things like this can sometimes be fixed earlier than mentioned

Hellblazer · Nov 29, 2007, 09:06 PM // 21:06

Its times like this that im thankful for the lifetime subscription to LOTRO ^_^

willypiggy · Nov 29, 2007, 09:07 PM // 21:07

Cba reading these 15 pages but since your all on virgin i fear the worst... I was told (approx 2 weaks ago) that Virgin are trying to stop people using the speed as they have closed a Free to play game called Fly For Fun (Flyff) so it might be this again, just pointing it out for you guys.

Auntie Social · Nov 29, 2007, 09:07 PM // 21:07

Well as this started at lunchtime, I'm not about to hold my breath!

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 09:07 PM // 21:07

How come it took them so many hour to open the ticket stamp?? My hubby got kicked at 1.20 this afternoon and they don't start doing anything about it till 19.45? meh!

The Unknown X · Nov 29, 2007, 09:08 PM // 21:08

The assistant asked the Virgin Media Employee if he would like his pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" he said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new Virgin Media Employee painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

Rhiandra · Nov 29, 2007, 09:09 PM // 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by willypiggy

Cba reading these 15 pages but since your all on virgin i fear the worst... I was told (approx 2 weaks ago) that Virgin are trying to stop people using the speed as they have closed a Free to play game called Fly For Fun (Flyff) so it might be this again, just pointing it out for you guys.

You mean they could actually stop us from playing GW??