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ass_chin_maloy · Mar 12, 2007, 04:00 AM // 04:00

i need someone desperately to help me not be such a goddamn n00b cause i almost never know wats going on ingame and im tired of trying to fix it myself...cause i cant

MrTumnus · Mar 12, 2007, 04:29 AM // 04:29

i suggest visiting http://gw.gamewikis.org . They have excellent guide for beginners to get you started (the beginners section is in the top right corner i believe)

Tachyon · Mar 12, 2007, 04:44 AM // 04:44

You do realise that in order for people to help you out you have to actually explain what the problem is don't you? For instance, I could easily say that for pulling you should keep a longbow equipped. That in itself is helping, but is it helping in respect to your particular dilemma?

Kuldebar Valiturus · Mar 12, 2007, 06:43 AM // 06:43

Maybe the OP needs help with asking for help...

But, yes, the http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page is a great place to start.

Otherwise, start asking specific questions, my crystal ball is in the shop.

savage vapor 33 · Mar 12, 2007, 08:21 AM // 08:21

Agreed, but i think gamewikis.org needs a tutorial to show how to use the website. I hear kids complaining all the time not knowing where certain stuff is. I mean half the battle of getting better is learing on ur own, but sometimes it gets confusing.

savage vapor 33 · Mar 12, 2007, 08:21 AM // 08:21

Agreed, but i think gamewikis.org needs a tutorial to show how to use the website. I hear kids complaining all the time not knowing where certain stuff is. I mean half the battle of getting better is learing on ur own, but sometimes it gets confusing.

N E D M · Mar 12, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13

A name other than "ass chin" may help.

Cebe · Mar 12, 2007, 11:18 AM // 11:18

Here's an article I found on How to ask for Help. Enjoy

TwinRaven · Mar 12, 2007, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by N E D M

A name other than "ass chin" may help.

Ben Afleck was already taken...

In regard to "help"....patience young grasshopper....patience. When you can snatch a vial of black dye in presearing for under 2k, you will have learned.

Seriously though:

1) follow group leader's instructions
2) ask group leader to clarify when appropriate
3) be polite
4) look for people who are already answering questions in public chat, they are usually kinda helpful anyway
5) join a guild, preferable a large, mixed, well established one
6) encourage friends to play GW and be noobs together...allies in dorkdom will prvail where the lone dork fails
7) avoid scammers/scamming....never offer what you don't have and always double check and get second opinions on buying (until you have more experience
8) join PUGs (pick-up-groups) often and learn from the mistakes of others
9) don't smack-talk until you've earned the right to do so...you will know when you are ready (and keep it appropriate....yes, there is such thing as appropriate smack talk)
10) pick a character name that in simple and correctly spelled...other people don't like typing Grfunxle Fizzleass when Funky Fizz will do...oh, yeah....with names like Ass Chin...the better and/or mature players players might not take you seriously and help you out...they may assume you are a 13-year-old with no manners and ignore you....other 12-13 year-olds may, however, flock to you...this will only serve to make you king of the 'tards....don't be a 'tard...'tards are not good...people don't like 'em, nosir...not one bit....not even a little...yeah, yeah, you'd be a king, but it's sorta more of an honorary thing....ya see: 'tards have lots of kings, and the ones who aren't still wear crowns. No-no NOT cool crowns...more like the kind you get from Burger King, but with "Burger" crossed out with a crayon and "tard" written in its place with a backwards "D"....trust me...not a good look...

Cebe · Mar 12, 2007, 04:37 PM // 16:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinRaven

10) pick a character name that in simple and correctly spelled...other people don't like typing Grfunxle Fizzleass when Funky Fizz will do...oh, yeah....with names like Ass Chin...the better and/or mature players players might not take you seriously and help you out...they may assume you are a 13-year-old with no manners and ignore you....other 12-13 year-olds may, however, flock to you...this will only serve to make you king of the 'tards....don't be a 'tard...'tards are not good...people don't like 'em, nosir...not one bit....not even a little...yeah, yeah, you'd be a king, but it's sorta more of an honorary thing....ya see: 'tards have lots of kings, and the ones who aren't still wear crowns. No-no NOT cool crowns...more like the kind you get from Burger King, but with "Burger" crossed out with a crayon and "tard" written in its place with a backwards "D"....trust me...not a good look...

Ok that had me in hysterics for a good 5 minutes!

Seriously, good job on that...that's a stunningly good piece of advice! Please post more on these forums...you'd brighten up my day more!

Shakti · Mar 12, 2007, 07:04 PM // 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinRaven

Ben Afleck was already taken...

10) pick a character name that in simple and correctly spelled...other people don't like typing Grfunxle Fizzleass when Funky Fizz will do...oh, yeah....with names like Ass Chin...the better and/or mature players players might not take you seriously and help you out...they may assume you are a 13-year-old with no manners and ignore you....other 12-13 year-olds may, however, flock to you...this will only serve to make you king of the 'tards....don't be a 'tard...'tards are not good...people don't like 'em, nosir...not one bit....not even a little...yeah, yeah, you'd be a king, but it's sorta more of an honorary thing....ya see: 'tards have lots of kings, and the ones who aren't still wear crowns. No-no NOT cool crowns...more like the kind you get from Burger King, but with "Burger" crossed out with a crayon and "tard" written in its place with a backwards "D"....trust me...not a good look...

/me bows to TwinRaven

ok seriously TwinRaven you made me choke my coffee holy crap thanks, best laugh all morning!

@the op. As said before, so I say again:

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page

Learn the Search ... use the Search ... love the Search

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page

This can not be overstated. Also, heed TwinRaven. Refrain from 'tardlike behavior. Learn to ask specific questions. Search bar is your friend. Also, bit of advice meant nicely...."l33t" speak in a question title? Bad sign....

Soul of the Scythe · Mar 12, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19

don't be dissin the burger king crown.....

you seen the guy on the commercial....

he is scary as RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO

he'll eat yo children...

just like mike tyson...

nothin creepier than the King...

Sxy Seraphin · Mar 15, 2007, 04:44 PM // 16:44

go to guildwiki and search around for a forum that helps begginers

Mar 12, 2007, 04:00 AM // 04:00	#1
ass_chin_maloy Pre-Searing Cadet Join Date: Mar 2007 Guild: Vivification Maurauders Profession: W/Mo	I am teh n00blette i need someone desperately to help me not be such a goddamn n00b cause i almost never know wats going on ingame and im tired of trying to fix it myself...cause i cant

Mar 12, 2007, 04:29 AM // 04:29	#2
MrTumnus Frost Gate Guardian Join Date: Jan 2006 Profession: Mo/R	i suggest visiting http://gw.gamewikis.org . They have excellent guide for beginners to get you started (the beginners section is in the top right corner i believe)

Mar 12, 2007, 04:44 AM // 04:44	#3
Tachyon Forge Runner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stoke, England Guild: The Godless [GOD] Profession: W/	You do realise that in order for people to help you out you have to actually explain what the problem is don't you? For instance, I could easily say that for pulling you should keep a longbow equipped. That in itself is helping, but is it helping in respect to your particular dilemma?

Mar 12, 2007, 06:43 AM // 06:43	#4
Kuldebar Valiturus Desert Nomad Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Garden City, Idaho Guild: The Order of Relumination (TOoR) Profession: R/	Maybe the OP needs help with asking for help... But, yes, the http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Main_Page is a great place to start. Otherwise, start asking specific questions, my crystal ball is in the shop.

Mar 12, 2007, 08:21 AM // 08:21	#5
savage vapor 33 Wilds Pathfinder Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Regems Basement Guild: The Malevolent Wolfpack [tMw]	Agreed, but i think gamewikis.org needs a tutorial to show how to use the website. I hear kids complaining all the time not knowing where certain stuff is. I mean half the battle of getting better is learing on ur own, but sometimes it gets confusing.

Mar 12, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13	#7
N E D M Desert Nomad Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Officer's Club Guild: Gameamp Guides [AMP]	A name other than "ass chin" may help.

Mar 12, 2007, 11:18 AM // 11:18	#8
Cebe The 5th Celestial Boss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Inverness, Scotland Guild: The Cult of Scaro [WHO] Profession: E/	Here's an article I found on How to ask for Help. Enjoy

Mar 12, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19	#12
Soul of the Scythe Krytan Explorer Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boston, MA Guild: Higher Order [HO] Profession: D/	don't be dissin the burger king crown..... you seen the guy on the commercial.... he is scary as RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO he'll eat yo children... just like mike tyson... nothin creepier than the King...

Mar 15, 2007, 04:44 PM // 16:44	#13
Sxy Seraphin Academy Page Join Date: Mar 2007 Profession: E/	go to guildwiki and search around for a forum that helps begginers