Curse

Gorebrex · Dec 09, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

^^lol One thing though, Ive been online since 1986(Prodigy and a 300 baud Hayes modem).

LordDeArnise · Dec 10, 2006, 08:09 AM // 08:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

^^lol One thing though, Ive been online since 1986(Prodigy and a 300 baud Hayes modem).

Wow, I remember the days Internet speed was measured in bauds, not bytes.

ceboiscoming · Dec 10, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16

Allright I gotta rewrite this one because it would take up too much room otherwise-
Anyways Bob (fake name) starting advertising his monking exp in TA something like this: Exp monk going to highest bidder- largest offer right now is 5k! then the conversation starts
-->{Bob} are good? Ill pay 10k if yoru good
-->{Bob} im news
-->{Bob}b
-->{Bob}so I need a good monk
{Bob} k ill go
-->{Bob}ill pay you afterwoord
{Bob}half now
{Bob}?
-->{Bob}weil play one battlea
{Bob}k
-->{Bob}then ills pay
-----(fight first battle and win)
TeamChat=TC
{TC me} YES!!!
{TC me} GREATS JOB GUYSS
{TC me} WE GOTTAS GO ALL THE WAYS
{TC me} GLAD TITLES!
{Bob}u gonna pay?
-->{Bob} IS GOTTAS GO TO MIYS STORAGE PERSONS
{TC me} MMS STORAGE PEOPLE IS IN TASS DISTRICT 1
------(fight and lose second battle(he was horrible monk))
{TC me} NOESSSSSSSS
{TC bob} u gotta stay in range for me to heal
{TC me} I thoughs healing spells hadad loonggg ranges
{TC bob}in my agro that’s it
{TC me}alallairingt ill go to storages
-->{Bob}ialaright ill gos to storages
-->{Bob}dos you wants youar cash
{Bob}sure
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered him 9,778 gold
-->{Bob}iss only haves 9 778?

-->{Bob}sssors
{Bob}its cool
-->{Bob}waaits I gotas a good greenise iteams I can give yous too
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered 9,778 gold and two good monk prot staffs
-->{Bob}thesrs!
-->{Bob}hows yous trade
-->{Bob}its owndt work
{Bob}u just gotta click accept
-->{Bob}I saids sumbitt
-->{Bob}wheress dat at?
{Bob}bside submit
-->{Bob}nows waitsa a sec ifs I gives this goddies to yous are you gnaaas monk for for mes and my brothers agai
-->{Bob}???
The trading session was canceled- he then left the party
-->{Bob}waits!!
{Bob}I aint got time to mess with sum1 screwing with me I got better things to do
--now activating fierce glad. Title
à{Bob}don’t ---- with new people you --------er
à{Bob}thanks for giving me and my friends something to laugh about
Player Bob is not online

hhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehheheh

Etrik · Dec 10, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceboiscoming

Allright I gotta rewrite this one because it would take up too much room otherwise-
Anyways Bob (fake name) starting advertising his monking exp in TA something like this: Exp monk going to highest bidder- largest offer right now is 5k! then the conversation starts
-->{Bob} are good? Ill pay 10k if yoru good
-->{Bob} im news
-->{Bob}b
-->{Bob}so I need a good monk
{Bob} k ill go
-->{Bob}ill pay you afterwoord
{Bob}half now
{Bob}?
-->{Bob}weil play one battlea
{Bob}k
-->{Bob}then ills pay
-----(fight first battle and win)
TeamChat=TC
{TC me} YES!!!
{TC me} GREATS JOB GUYSS
{TC me} WE GOTTAS GO ALL THE WAYS
{TC me} GLAD TITLES!
{Bob}u gonna pay?
-->{Bob} IS GOTTAS GO TO MIYS STORAGE PERSONS
{TC me} MMS STORAGE PEOPLE IS IN TASS DISTRICT 1
------(fight and lose second battle(he was horrible monk))
{TC me} NOESSSSSSSS
{TC bob} u gotta stay in range for me to heal
{TC me} I thoughs healing spells hadad loonggg ranges
{TC bob}in my agro that’s it
{TC me}alallairingt ill go to storages
-->{Bob}ialaright ill gos to storages
-->{Bob}dos you wants youar cash
{Bob}sure
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered him 9,778 gold
-->{Bob}iss only haves 9 778?

-->{Bob}sssors
{Bob}its cool
-->{Bob}waaits I gotas a good greenise iteams I can give yous too
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered 9,778 gold and two good monk prot staffs
-->{Bob}thesrs!
-->{Bob}hows yous trade
-->{Bob}its owndt work
{Bob}u just gotta click accept
-->{Bob}I saids sumbitt
-->{Bob}wheress dat at?
{Bob}bside submit
-->{Bob}nows waitsa a sec ifs I gives this goddies to yous are you gnaaas monk for for mes and my brothers agai
-->{Bob}???
The trading session was canceled- he then left the party
-->{Bob}waits!!
{Bob}I aint got time to mess with sum1 screwing with me I got better things to do
--now activating fierce glad. Title
à{Bob}don’t ---- with new people you --------er
à{Bob}thanks for giving me and my friends something to laugh about
Player Bob is not online

hhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehheheh

What the hell was that? I can't believe you have such bad spelling and put that up here. Or is that the funny part? I can't tell. And I don't wanna read it all, my eyes will start bleeding if I do, prolly.

ceboiscoming · Dec 10, 2006, 01:45 PM // 13:45

the funny part is the whole thing- that guy was trying to con people into paying him money to monk for TA because there were no monks there at that time of the day- i acted like a slightly retarded "noob" just for fun and because i wanted him to think he actually tricked someone

Riken Chrono · Dec 10, 2006, 10:43 PM // 22:43

so you actually gave him 10k and 2 good monk prot staffs?

linh · Dec 10, 2006, 11:08 PM // 23:08

No, he didn't press accept. Only that Bob guy pressed accept.

onerabbit · Dec 11, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronix Tyranus

That was said at ramdon while a few other people we ranting on about who's better Kurzicks or Luxons... And i Laughed for like 3 mins.

lol, was just looking through the pages...and this 1 really made me laugh

Wacky · Dec 11, 2006, 03:34 PM // 15:34

Got Wammo?

Jeff Highwind · Dec 11, 2006, 03:56 PM // 15:56

Wow, people still LFG for All Alone? I was able to Henchway all of Kormir's quests without having to fight many demons.

You just got tomahawked · Dec 12, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

I have a sneaking suspicion that half of these are about me.

I was going to farm Sorrow's Furnace so i was in a 5 man team (MM, Bonder, etc.) I was the MM because Im cool like that. As soon as we left the bonder started setting up the bonds. After the monk had put the 2nd out of 10 bonds when we were still right outside of Deldimor (hadnt engaged enemies yet) the SS said OMFG MM WHY DONT YOU HAVE ANY F*CKING MINIONS YET WEVE ALREADY BEEN OUT HERE FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS I USUALLY HAVE AN ENTIRE ARMY BY NOW. WTF!!!!! everyone immedeatly went to deldimor and started spamming "(his name) is a noob!!!! Now everytime I'm a MM I make sure to say that i must have bodies to be a MM, so feel free to commit suicide.

Guardian of the Light · Dec 12, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

^^ where do minions come from?

j/k

Gorebrex · Dec 12, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian of the Light

^^ where do minions come from?

j/k

The Moa bird brings them...

In Elona Reach...

[DE] · Dec 13, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceboiscoming

the funny part is the whole thing- that guy was trying to con people into paying him money to monk for TA because there were no monks there at that time of the day- i acted like a slightly retarded "noob" just for fun and because i wanted him to think he actually tricked someone

Erm... he was not trying to scam anything, he was just a monk for hire

which is no big deal. Ever heard of the monk THK strike?

And actually you did act like a total jerk and if I was that guy you woulda gone straight to my ignore list.

Anyways here's something that I considered funny. (Kurzicks contemplate the stupidity of Fort Aspenwood)

Gorebrex · Dec 13, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06

OOPS!

Archon Calran · Dec 13, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

OOPS!

that made me laugh. Very nice one, i like how he/she used caps so it seem very serious and pro.

Tuskon · Dec 13, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria The Princess

(for my own defence) i was VERY tired

I think i was the other monk.. Name = Cant Think Ob Name
very funny tho

Ention · Dec 13, 2006, 05:03 AM // 05:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

OOPS!

Lol.....I have a friend who's made ALOT of those kinds of typos.

I had a backache so he told me:

"Get on your bed and try different positions and see which is comfortable.....WAIT....that didn't come out right!!!"

And Tuskon, love the "Whoops Blonde moment"

.defekt · Dec 13, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24

I was in Ascalon City ad1 and I read this amoung the spam...

Guy1: oh crap, my wheelchair is stuck and i need to pee
Guy2: are you serious?
Guy1: yes
Guy2: start yelling!
Guy1: i live alone
Guy3: neighbors?
Guy4: send an email to the police.
Guy4: obviously you're near the internet.

I giggled my ass off.

Kusandaa · Dec 13, 2006, 04:30 PM // 16:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wacky

Got Wammo?

Hehe, I was in that group (and yes, I pug... fighting with hench is boring and if I wanted to hero/hench all the time, I wouldn't play this game). Found it rather funny when he started to spam for a "wammo" though

.

Anyways, some more contributions

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ToPK pug (we actually finished it!). "All your base are belong to us" was the thing I said before (which was the result of a discussion about Star Trek, geeks and other things as we were spamming for more).

Same pug when we reached hall.

DoA discussion between 2 guildies that work at the same place.

Trying to make a group for AB. Was fun at the time

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The guildie in green runs an awesome monk, but since he teases everyone, everyone teases him back. All is done in good fun, and no one takes it personal

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The last one is too big, so here's a link. I was in this good DoA pug, and we spot a HUGE mob.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...tormentors.jpg (And yes, they were being sarcastic... no one aggroed)