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Mike_version2 · Nov 12, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41

heres another one I found

Black RaiD · Nov 13, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34

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Originally Posted by Mike_version2

heres another one I found

LOL .........that's powerful

MrTwisted · Nov 13, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47

Unfortunately I have no screens of this, it happened a long time ago and was posted in our own forum at the time..

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Ok so Im trading in Lions Arch and nothing is going so just about to call it a day when I see someone posting in the open chat..

Player : Help plz can someone tell me how to get to the Underworld..?

Im about to log off for the night but decide to answer him... when he posts again..

Player : Help plz can someone tell me how to get to the Underworld..?

At the time I was standing near the big fountian and with a qick scan I can see he is near storage somewhere..

Its at this point I change my mind.. smiling to myself I start to type..

Me : To get to the Underworld you must first speak to the Frog...
Player : Eh??
Me : If you want to get to the underworld you have to speak to the frog.
Player : What frog?
Me : The frog down by the fountain...
Player : Oh...

[ I see him run accross map towards the fountain. ]

Me : Its over there I shout.. /pointing with my char/
Player : I dont see a frog??
Me : Its under the bush by there.. /pointing with my char/
Player : Oh I see him, thx

[ I wait a sec ]

Player : He wont speak to me..?
Me : Have you clicked on him?
Player : Yes he isnt doing anything....
Me : Oh sry... you have to kneel first then click him

[ I see him kneel ]

Player : Nothing..
Me : Try sitting, sry but Iv not been to Underworld for a while...

[ He gets up and then sits down and Im laughing my ass of by now ]

Player : Still nothing, are you sure.
Me : Yes, there is another frog near storage try that one...

Player : Are you pulling my leg??
Me : ROFL.....

Player : Aw your funny arnt you..

I almost cant type from laughing (my g/f is in the room and looking at me like Im mental)

I then thank him for being a such good sport and gave him 1plat for his trouble.
I also then told him how realy to get to Underword..
He laughed and thanked me.
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This was all done in normal open chat and nobody said anything lol...
Was so funny at the time..

Sry but just thought I'd share that with you..lol

LordDeArnise · Nov 13, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56

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Originally Posted by Black RaiD

LOL .........that's powerful

Heh...you'd be surprised.

Here are a few chat logs I've run into over the last few sessions.

**Marty Silverblade** · Nov 13, 2006, 09:06 AM // 09:06

Here's some new stuff, plus the old stuff. Notice that most of the stupid noobiest comments are from wammos

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It's taking a while... so many... Wow, never noticed that there was a maximum of 5 files.

**Marty Silverblade** · Nov 13, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09

Here's the rest of them, enjoy (I'm sorry for the double post btw. Just think of it as a post extension)

eVeRt · Nov 13, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10

Hahaha nice! Thanks for sharing.

Xiypher · Nov 13, 2006, 11:37 AM // 11:37

I almost SS'd to turn him in, but I got this one today.

Him (Open Trade): ANYONE WITH 250 ECTO WANTING 750 ECTO PM ME! MUST HAVE 200+ ECTO!!

Me (pm - confused): Wait? Are you selling ecto?

Him (pm): no im teaching dupe

Me (pm): Oh, for a second I just though you didnt know how to type, but it turns out your just stupid.

Him (pm): you want me teach you dupe?

Me (pm): You cant dupe, dont be stupid. (open friend panel to ignore)

Him (pm): omg lol
Him (pm): what are you rank 1?
Him (pm): lol
Him (pm): nub
Him - Ignored

Sheol · Nov 13, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30

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Originally Posted by Ruphfus

now this is funny...

follow what the blocked out guy w. pink is saying

You should probably block out the swearing :/

Kusandaa · Nov 13, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16

Too bad I don't have a screen of this one, but it went like...

Him: GW is closing down, has been bought by Atari. I'm here to collect all your money, thanks. *comes to me and opens trade*
Me: Like hell yeah... *major eye-roll*
Him:

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Him: GW is closing down, has been bought by Atari. I'm here to collect all your money, thanks.

And to think that some people out there probably believed him. I find it kinda funny now, but yesterday I was annoyed to death so it was less funny >_>.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 13, 2006, 03:56 PM // 15:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiypher

I almost SS'd to turn him in, but I got this one today.

Him (Open Trade): ANYONE WITH 250 ECTO WANTING 750 ECTO PM ME! MUST HAVE 200+ ECTO!!

Me (pm - confused): Wait? Are you selling ecto?

Him (pm): no im teaching dupe

Me (pm): Oh, for a second I just though you didnt know how to type, but it turns out your just stupid.

Him (pm): you want me teach you dupe?

Me (pm): You cant dupe, dont be stupid. (open friend panel to ignore)

Him (pm): omg lol
Him (pm): what are you rank 1?
Him (pm): lol
Him (pm): nub
Him - Ignored

I saw that guy and just reported him for scamming.

moko · Nov 13, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37

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Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

I saw that guy and just reported him for scamming.

no action would be taken i suppose; your own fault if your idiotic enough to believe it - the way i think about it :P

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 13, 2006, 04:58 PM // 16:58

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Originally Posted by Mokone

no action would be taken i suppose; your own fault if your idiotic enough to believe it - the way i think about it :P

No, if enough people report the guy, action WILL be taken.

shrouded^god · Nov 13, 2006, 05:59 PM // 17:59

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Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

No, if enough people report the guy, action WILL be taken.

Not enough people care to take the time to report him...

Doomlord_Slayermann · Nov 13, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01

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Originally Posted by shrouded^god

Not enough people care to take the time to report him...

Yes... and that is why the game is filled with crap like this.

Diddy bow · Nov 13, 2006, 11:34 PM // 23:34

so i person from my allaiance ive never spoken to wispers hello to me...
he is red im blue the blacks just guild chat

FireFox · Nov 13, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53

www.iway.ytmnd.com

Mesmer in Need · Nov 14, 2006, 04:42 AM // 04:42

i was recruiting for my guild then this started up...

Former Ruling · Nov 14, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48

Didnt get a screenshot, but this just happened during a BP group in Sorrows.

Me and friend were BP. Monk and MM were friends.

Went something like this:

We got to some mob in Sorrows
Me: [random crap to friend]
MM: stfu and attack
Me: Hmm..I am attacking, you can talk and attack...
*MM and Monk talk some crap but eventually shut up*

We beat that mob, and on the next one (had two bosses) minions are Beating up on one boss as we are attacking the other:

*MM starts Wilding Spam-Crtl+clicking the boss we are attacking*
MM: ATTACK THE SAME ******* TARGET.
etc..etc..etc
Me: We are attacking your target...your minions are attacking the other..and you can't pick minions targets
*MM and Monk start some more random Ranting at me...*

In the next group, Monk says he is lagging, MM (which wasnt a very good MM btw - BoTm using when he had no minions, etc) Dies and the monk dies - MM is rezzed, me another BP and MM run off to lose aggro to Rebirth up:

MM: See what not attacking gets you noob
*now I'm thinking...OMG..*
Me: You realize its the monk lagging and you dying that made this happen...
*MM and Monk both do their normal moaning and cussing at me*

They rage a few groups after (of course after dying alot)

Mike_version2 · Nov 14, 2006, 08:08 AM // 08:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need

i was recruiting for my guild then this started up...

glad to see maturity in GW is at an all time high....