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Qiara · Jan 07, 2008, 04:15 PM // 16:15

Priests of Eris: Putting the Laughter in Slaughter since 2005!
Priests of Eris [PoE], is recruiting friendly people who don't take themselves too seriously, and like a little chaos once in a while.

What you get:
* Scenic getaway at Frozen Isle guild hall with all of the amenities (and ice skating!).
* Luxurious cape is a green-to-blue fade with a silver-white Celtic knot and therefore does not look like everyone else's (this is important to us), without featuring a beaver or a flying pig.
* Exclusive access to the Green Channel of Chaos and the Gold Channel of Insanity. We pride ourselves on being somewhat out of the ordinary. Guild size is currently between 30 and 40 members.
* No consultation and assistance fees. We welcome people new to the game and will help as much as possible (we dedicate Thursdays to helping Guild members with their in-game goals. Of course, if you're Kind of a Big Deal, we won't turn you away, and we offer the same help; just with different stuff.
* We lead a Kurzick Alliance currently recruiting guilds and currently containing two, with two more possible member guilds in the near future. Feel free to PM me if you are a guild looking for alliance with lots of activity and friendly, fun people.
* Ventrilo and Teamspeak. Cool for coordinating what's going on, and even cooler for joking and making fun of anything and everything, no typing required.
Friendly, laid-back guild members:

multi-campaign and GW:EN
experienced, but not too serious
usually very willing to help
about two thirds of the guild is EST/CST and a third GMT and European time zones, and some on at odd hours, with a very active Night Shift contingent.

* No physical exam required, and no tithing. We're not looking to convert you or sell you anything, and don't require you to donate faction or items. Prefer active members but if you've only got a few days a week to play, you're welcome too.
* We're looking to branch into some PvP. We currently have some very active ABers. We're working on a GvG team (Sunday is our GvG day), as well as HA and TA. We're looking for experienced PvP players as well as some who, like us, would like to learn. Also looking for guilds for friendly skirmishes on occasion.
* Magic beans. They do whatever you think they do. Cool, huh?

What we need from you:
* Friendliness. We like people who talk on guild & alliance chan. We do ask that you keep language and content to PG-13. Sense of humor a huge bonus. In fact, if you haven't gone one, you probably won't enjoy PoE.
* Willingness to play the game. Our philosophy: if you want it, play the game to get it. While we are ALWAYS happy to help with missions, item farming and whatnot, begging and whining for help when people are engaged with other pursuits will be looked upon the same way we'd deal with a three-year-old doing the same thing: ignored. If it gets bad enough, we'll tell you to go play in the street, too.
* Join the forums and look at them once in a while. We discuss our activities here, and plan events. We are working on expanding our current forums to include separate Alliance and Guild forums and an Alliance/Guild website.

If you've actually read this far and you're still interested, please visit our forums, where you will find our guild application, which can be emailed or returned on the forums. You can PM Morwyn the Strong or Qiara Sun Li for more info. If you reply to this message please include a character name so we can contact you.

For your reference:
Guild Wiki
Guild/Alliance Forums

Need references? When asked what they liked best about our guild, here's what our members said:
"Having someone to help with missions and other stuffs. And most of us are crazy, it's great."
"Friendly people, willing to help"
"The attitude of the guildmates that I've met is great."
"That we have members, and we actually do things as a guild. "
"The people are actually on! And they're funny."
"The active guild and alliance chat is always fun."
"it's socialness, and friendliness!"
"Sharing fun time laughter and madness together"
"PoE is home. It's comfy, safe, friendly and entertaining. Whether it be a partner in crime or solitude you seek, friendships or simply gaming acquaintances, with the combination of events, attempts and successes at aspects of pvp and simply hunting together, PoE has it."
"It's like awesome in a bottle, but more awesome."
"That it is fresh, new - love loads of the people that are in it and SO excited to see people are actually IN the guild"
"PoE is like.... getting drunk and then dealing with the hangover. Sometimes it's so good you just have to sleep it off, but it won't stop you from doing it again."
"You guys are a bunch of great people that I really enjoy spending time with. You need any more than that?"