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sputtertoad · Jun 23, 2009, 09:53 PM // 21:53

Liars Cheats and Thieves - Title Sluts - HM Nuts - Farming Addicts - Fun and Friendly

Liars, Cheats and Thieves is a U.S and Canadian based PvE and PvE hard mode, Title Maxing and Farming Guild. We are recruiting mature players 17 and older with Vent. We are very relaxed and laid back and welcome everyone into the guild as long as you're not a beggar, whiner, alliance spammer or an anal know-it-all... if you are a cool know-it-all then you're more than welcomed to join and teach even us old dogs something new.

We offer the following:
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One of the largest most active guilds in the game. 85% of our members have played within the last 3 days with officers that are virtually on every day at any hour.

Full Hall
A well established guild in the Guild Wars community that is over 2 years old
Cool cape ( honest it is )
Private vent server with high end voice codex
Full access to forums once registered.
Weekly planned events that sometimes actually get done
Sometimes a lame monthly contest for in game gold and swag
Members of Luxon Alliance.
The guild leader is cool too...
Guild of the Week 10/16/2007

what you won't get is:
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Some lame ass guild leader demanding you faction farm
Some lame ass guild leader asking for donations to help keep the vent server or website online
A bunch of noob players insisting they know more than you.

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To be honest we are just a bunch of cool laid back people who are glad to help out when we have the time and try to include guild members when possible in group activities and runs.

Our main current activities include farming Gwen, Dungeon Farming, UW, FoW, DoA, Vanquish runs, Hard mode missions, Title whoring ( we have "Gods Walking Among Mere Mortals" and a dozen who's "Guild Halls Smell of Rich Mahogony ) and anything else we feel like doing.

Our long range goal is to have people see us as a guild group they say "Damn, look at that guild group They have 5 "GWAMM's, a Legendary Skill Hunter, and 2 Kind of a Big Deals."

Do to the usefulness and it's contributions to making runs successful, We ask all new members to have and use ventrilo (vent). Game discussions and planning occur all the time in vent. More more gets discussed, planned and organized in vent then on guild chat. A mic is not required but is strongly recommended.

Ventrilo is a free download ( linked from our website with installation and setup instructions ) and if you need help, any officer will be able to help you get setup on it.

We welcome all into the guild; noobs, pro's, young and old... just send us an in game pm and well extend the invite...

If you want to view our website and forums to get more information about us you can use the following info to gain visitors access

site = liar.sputtertoad.com
name = visitor
pass = liar

Although i have tried my best to explain who we are and what our goals are they can not replace the experience of just coming into the guild and seeing for yourself who we are and what we do. Even if you are just thinking of trying us out or you're just not sure, just do it... you have nothing to loose but my 100 gp, and there will be no hard feelings if you bail on us... you proved your coolness by giving us the chance to keep you as a guildie.

You're experience with the guild will only be as good as the effort you put into it to fit in. If you want to get into the elite runs and groups then get on vent as soon as you can and hang out and get to know us and let us know about you.

For an invite, pm on of the following officers...

Lucci Slevin
Calisto Stormblade
Honey Sweet Death