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Zahr Dalsk · Jan 13, 2010, 12:11 AM // 00:11

Shit bitches, you know what time it is. It's time for Zahr Dalsk to post some recruitment shit, and you guys to frown disapprovingly at my antics.

First of all, you must be wondering, "Who's this asshole," and "What's the deal with this thread?"

The asshole is Zahr Dalsk, mediocre troll and layabout, well known for criticizing idiots, and sometimes joining them.

The deal is this:

- A fine Kurzick alliance that usually hovers around at 11-12 million faction. That's right, if we got off our asses and pushed the Luxons back, we'd own Lutgardis or some shit and get cheap lockpicks.

- A whole lot of retarded alliance members. Seriously, some of them are cool enough, but there's a whole lot of shit going on. Fact is, [Medi] is the bit of quality going on here, and you have the dubious honour of being invited to join it.

- The guild currently has seventy people total, so it's by no means empty, nor is the alliance. Right now we're cleaning out some of the inactive or undesirable people and bringing in new people. Guild chat's been quiet lately but alliance chat hasn't.

What we do:

- HM PvE. HM missions, Vanquishing, farming, etc. Some of us, myself included, do 600 vanquish clears and sometimes bring people along. Also, DTSC.

- We also do occasional HA. I think. Haven't been paying that much attention.

- And a bunch of AB and other scrublike activities, because we like fun. Some of us. Well, a few of us.

So get your ass over here, send a PM, and express your interest in joining!