Curse

Balky · Dec 14, 2009, 09:07 PM // 21:07

Formed in the mists of time from the rabid, frantic and quite frankly sordid coupling of a White Moa and Fire Imp, The Ascendant Shadow Heroes ( ASH ) once had many members.

As is the way of things in the gamiverse though, somewhere in Outer Mongolia a Hummingbird farted and killed a passing Butterfly which nosedived into the floor wiping out a family of Woodlice at precisely the moment the Large Hadron Collider first activated, causing that to blow up and us to lose several members.

Anyway thats all been fixed and we`re now recruiting vast new legions of smart ,funny, maturely immature players to our fun loving and irreverent gang. Our only requirement is that you`re over 18 and possess a bit of brain, a large sense of humour and respect us old folks. Everyones always willing to help, even if you repeatedly get us killed in Slavers Exile , we do UWSC runs, Slavers runs, and more than enough PVP to keep you warmongering types happy, as well as all the normal mission stuff. Treasure hunts and holiday giveaways.

We`ve got all the usual stuff, Vent, Forum etc etc We don`t mind what you say in Guild chat as long as it`s not overly insulting, though do keep it nice in Alliance chat.

To join simply pm me IGN Balkarra De Pugnale

or one of the following officers

EFFEW* ( Leader )

Zinnara Darkheart
Fridgies Blade

Oh we are Luxon, though will take you scummy Kurzick types who have finally seen the light and wish to join the side of right and good

* Please don`t mention EFFEW`s bodily gas emissions, it`s not big or clever and he is getting help for them

Balky · Feb 17, 2010, 02:27 AM // 02:27

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