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My Sweet Revenga · Aug 21, 2007, 01:53 AM // 01:53

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Originally Posted by cmdratz

I think the people who like the concept art version just wouldn't mind seeing a giant and muscular, nearly-topless Cate Blanchett

Y'know I was wondering where I'd seen that face before....

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Originally Posted by cmdratz

Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible

captainccc · Aug 21, 2007, 02:32 AM // 02:32

^ Brilliant!

Liberations · Aug 21, 2007, 02:34 AM // 02:34

You people aren't very observant, the first picture is a pic on the website, while the other one is the pic from the actual box art. And trust, me, her breasts will look different in-game, as all things do from their out of game pictures...

Pervs...

:P

Onarik Amrak · Aug 21, 2007, 02:46 AM // 02:46

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Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga

Y'know I was wondering where I'd seen that face before....

Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible

That bear isn't Jora. She doesn't have the ability to transform.

kazjun · Aug 21, 2007, 02:47 AM // 02:47

Yeah, she's actually changed alot since her first concept art. Think they may have even gone back and changed some artwork to match her in-game model. Personally, from what I've seen, I like her in game-model so no complaints from me

If you want to complain about someone getting implants, I reckon herta's a more likely suspect than Jora...

draxynnic · Aug 21, 2007, 03:32 AM // 03:32

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Originally Posted by Onarik Amrak

That bear isn't Jora. She doesn't have the ability to transform.

Besides, they'd probably transform as well. I don't know about you, but I don't find bare bear boobs very interesting to look at...

B E A S T · Aug 21, 2007, 05:30 AM // 05:30

The thing I found interesting about this picture is this: Is that concept armor?
I mean, nipple plates giving +80 and +20 vs physical is so FTW. Maybe foes, instead of attacking Jora's exposed 6 pack, are too busy staring at Jora's jugs to attack anything but the nipple plates.

Speaking of nipple plate armor on heroes, Im sure it would also look great on Olias.

tenshi_strife · Aug 21, 2007, 06:39 AM // 06:39

i rofled soooooooooooo hard at this thread i almost died, and not even at the stuff that was ment to be funny.

and heres something to ponder, all of you people say that its not real that she has huge boobs.... but your ok with the fireballs out of the hand and the people becoming bears....... oooooooooooook....... that just doesnt make sense to me.

and really when gwen comes out if you are looking at joras chest for more than 20 seconds *im being really generous here* then you need to get a GF/get laid........ seriously wow......

Lord of the Yoshis · Aug 21, 2007, 07:17 AM // 07:17

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Originally Posted by tenshi_strife

i rofled soooooooooooo hard at this thread i almost died, and not even at the stuff that was ment to be funny.

and heres something to ponder, all of you people say that its not real that she has huge boobs.... but your ok with the fireballs out of the hand and the people becoming bears....... oooooooooooook....... that just doesnt make sense to me.

and really when gwen comes out if you are looking at joras chest for more than 20 seconds *im being really generous here* then you need to get a GF/get laid........ seriously wow......

Exactly... o.o

SotiCoto · Aug 21, 2007, 08:17 AM // 08:17

2nd time I'll say it:

Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st.

kradens · Aug 21, 2007, 08:44 AM // 08:44

new hero's > current hero's

Solar_Takfar · Aug 21, 2007, 12:56 PM // 12:56

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Originally Posted by SotiCoto

Jora is hawt.
Koss becomes redundant on the 31st.

Hawt she is indeed, but I'll probably keep using Koss. I specced him for Axe, Goren for Hammer, and I'll spec Jora for sword. And axe is generally more useful in PvE than sword, so...

well, that is, unless I change my mind and decide to re-spec all of em. But I definitely think that Koss has an "axe" look ("Koss the Cleaver" is how I call the build I use for him), goren looks like "hammer" and jora is certainly a "sword" girl.

SotiCoto · Aug 21, 2007, 01:06 PM // 13:06

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Originally Posted by Solar_Takfar

Hawt she is indeed, but I'll probably keep using Koss. I specced him for Axe, Goren for Hammer, and I'll spec Jora for sword. And axe is generally more useful in PvE than sword, so...

well, that is, unless I change my mind and decide to re-spec all of em. But I definitely think that Koss has an "axe" look ("Koss the Cleaver" is how I call the build I use for him), goren looks like "hammer" and jora is certainly a "sword" girl.

I spec Koss differently depending on which character is using him... generally. If my character needs more AoE damage then I go Axe, but if my character needs the warrior on interrupt duty I set the K-man for Sword. As for Goren... only one of my characters has him at all (because only one of my characters has finished Nightfall).
I'm likely to do the same with Jora as I did with Koss.... but then I might use her more because she is hella hawt.

I just wish I could get a female Elementalist hero...
Then again... a Hero team of Pinky & the Brain (Sousuke & Vekk) with the grumpy horse (Zhed, otherwise known as "No sir, I don't like it!") stuck in the middle might work well enough to compensate for the lack of females there.

Solar_Takfar · Aug 21, 2007, 01:58 PM // 13:58

... I don't see how an overeager nerd, a rabbid bunny-thing and a man-horse would compensate a lack of females

anyway, I might contemplate re-thinking my hero specs just to fit jora's hawtness

. What's a couple sup salv uses, anyway.

Mitchel · Aug 21, 2007, 02:08 PM // 14:08

Jora's armor will probably break if you try to salvage runes from it.

Komes I · Aug 21, 2007, 02:56 PM // 14:56

Wow, i must admit that Jora's got brast size of Water Mellons!
Keep this trade pls it is so funny.

Cricket · Aug 21, 2007, 03:24 PM // 15:24

I'd say she's a very healthy D cup. Maybe E if she went to the fancy armorers who only sell the lace and silk things for eles and mesmers. Now, the switch in art is actually quite good for Jora, as now her breasts won't bounce painfully with every step. I'm sure people would enjoy that sort of thing, but gravity in general is not exactly kind to breasts.

Prof Of Black · Aug 21, 2007, 05:45 PM // 17:45

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Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga

Y'know I was wondering where I'd seen that face before....

Anybody else notice that while she's in norn form, her tatoos are on her left shoulder, but as a bear, they're on her right shoulder? That can only mean........ THE BEAR HAS BARE BOOBS ON ITS BACK!!!!!! And seeing as while running normally you're always looking at your character from the rear, Jora's bare bear boobs will be swaying back and forth in your face as you travel. Yet another reason to unlock her bear form as quickly as possible

I rofled sooo hard when I saw this

~Prof.

My Sweet Revenga · Aug 21, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00

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Originally Posted by Mitchel

Jora's armor will probably break if you try to salvage runes from it.

There isn't enough room on her armour for the runes so you'll have to tattoo them on her abs. Just prey she's not ticklish while you're trying to "salvage" them or she'll accidentally crush your skull in a fit of laughter.....

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Originally Posted by Onarik Amrak

That bear isn't Jora. She doesn't have the ability to transform.

From guildwiki:
Jora is a Norn warrior hero in Eye of the North. She is the blonde woman on the cover of the GW:EN box. She lost the ability to morph into a bear after an encounter with some dark powers.

LordDeArnise · Aug 22, 2007, 06:15 AM // 06:15

That's nothing; as the second one is just a close-up of Jora. This thread should've been kept short because once someone start mentioning a woman's mammary glands, every man's hormones start raging.