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Old Aug 27, 2007, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #21
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lol, dumb norns don't drill only this stupd sentence into our mind.
After those 3 days, i can#t hear anymore this annoying question

"Who has sent you?"

especially on last day, ever when somebody in the game asked me this, i could ever answer automatically annoyed:

"the almighty Santa Clause you fool"

but more anoying was, that npcs hever spoken something totally different, what they have talked to your characters ...

When i read something, what a npc is talking, then the voice actor should say the exact same thing, and not something totally different ...

oh and the bear model needs really to be tweaked, norns in their bear form so so extreme ugly, like huge teddy bears, not like such awesome war grizzlys we've seen on GW's Wallpapers and concepts.

nd it looks extreme stupid, when they fight with bows.
It seems, that Anet makes it so, that every race will be able to be every class lol

Imo Norns should be only Warriors (2 H axe) or Paragons, with other classes as secondary. Something silly too, when they change to bear form, the size of their weapons simple doubles -.-
imo norns as race still dont fit the game and are ugly as bears.
Asuras should be much smaler than dwarfs imo, they are imo to big - i really thought, they would be a very small race with uber huge egos.
only double as big as the minipet asura would be perfect imo.

Imo im a bit disappointed, that the SpE had no quest, where we could see at least 1 Sylvari and that we got no chance to test polymock too...
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #22
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Did anyone else think that Vekk sounded like Brain off of the old show "Pinky and the Brain"? I thought the voices resembled eachother.
Gwen: What are we going to do tonight Vekk?
Vekk: Same thing we do every night Gwen....try and take over the Charr!
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #23
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Haha, that's because it's voiced by the same actor. =)
Interesting...that explains a lot then.


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Gwen: What are we going to do tonight Vekk?
Vekk: Same thing we do every night Gwen....try and take over the Charr!
This makes me cq2m...chuckle quietly to myself.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #24
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Huh, you get to see a sylvari? Where? DAMMIT I MISSED IT!

P.S. Vekk is awesome. 2nd GW:EN cinematic ftw (arrival in the north?).
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #25
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You know what could get you over your bear problem? Creative thinking.

Jora -> Norn. Norn -> bear. Bear -> teddy. Jora + teddy = win
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #26
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Norns in their bear form are ugly because their heads are too big.. That makes them look way too cartoony. Anet needs to make their heads smaller and bodies bigger to make them look fierce, give them some pants too.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #27
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The Norn have a pocket full of horses, they **** the **** out of bears, throw knives into heaven and can kill with a stare.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #28
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Why do they turn into bears and then still shoot arrows from a bow? That just seems silly.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 04:09 AM // 04:09   #29
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Why do they turn into bears and then still shoot arrows from a bow? That just seems silly.
I was laughing at that too. RAWR. I'm a bear now, but I'm still gonna shoot my bow at you. >=O
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #30
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My characters have slain Gods (Nightfall Campaign) and the Norns have the arrogance to tell me not to anger them... seriously, wtf.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #31
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have you guys heard of Nornbearpig?

He's half norn, half bear, half pig.

Im serial.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 04:41 AM // 04:41   #32
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this thread is bearly bearable
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 05:03 AM // 05:03   #33
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My characters have slain Gods (Nightfall Campaign) and the Norns have the arrogance to tell me not to anger them... seriously, wtf.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #34
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have you guys heard of Nornbearpig?

He's half norn, half bear, half pig.

Im serial.
Lawl. South Park ftw
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #35
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Hot young Norns bear it all!
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 08:53 AM // 08:53   #36
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Never anger a Norn?
Or what?
They'll sing teddy-bear's picnic at me?



As if I don't already have that stuck in my head whenever I come across the huge louts.
Only Jora is worthwhile among them.... through virtue of the fact that she is smexy. I'd be quite glad to get my hands on her bearsts..... .... I mean.... well... you know what I mean.
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 09:30 AM // 09:30   #37
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I love the Norns & Jora ( the norn Claudia Schieffer ) especially. Why ?????????

Because Norns CONVEY the global anarchist message LOLOLOLOL

What makes you believe this ???????

The main anarchist message is : " Neither god...nor master "
The Norns dont believe in god + they dont have army = they are solitary & individualistic like a BEAR = pure logic.


Congrats Anet.....but watch out !!!!!!!! your game box should soon BEAR the parental advisatory logo LOL

Edit: Watch this frank Zappa (one of my favourite musicians) interview about LANGUAGE & CENSORSHIP = hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance...re-in-198_news

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Old Aug 28, 2007, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #38
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I hate steven col-BEAR
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I have no idea how anyone can bear the constant exposure to bears.
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Well, I guess you'll just have to bear with it.
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Bear in mind that this is only the beginning
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Meh, the whole thing bear..ly bothers me .
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this thread is bearly bearable
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Hot young Norns bear it all!
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Congrats Anet.....but watch out !!!!!!!! your game box should soon BEAR the parental advisatory logo LOL
too... many... bad... bear...jokes..... AH!
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #39
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They stole my picnic basket!
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Old Aug 28, 2007, 10:48 AM // 10:48   #40
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I like to piss off Bison by using "You move like a Dwarf" and running circles around him. He just simply cannot bear me at all.
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