Curse

Darl · Oct 14, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48

Today i was refered to as a hacker for having multiple spirits out at the same time, the spirits that i had out on the field was pain, shadowsong and union. One of the oponents suddenly yelled "OMG hacker u cant have more than one spirit".

Discount Bob · Oct 14, 2006, 11:46 PM // 23:46

There's one of those guys in every guild. They constantly spam guild chat with "faces" (you know the ones), talk in short bursts utilizing 6 lines of chat, always beg people to 1v1 in the guild hall, and say whatever the heck is on their mind no matter how retarded or inappropriate. This one is a self-proclaimed "build specialist".....riiiiight. He was bragging on how he started a pvp sin and how he had the best assassin build ever and that it was completely invincible and no one could touch him. Since I primarily play a sin, I was curious (doubtful isn't a strong enough word), so I agreed to duel him. He was running a Shadow Form / Arcane Echo / Arcane Mimicry build. It's on the Wiki, it's in several forums, etc. but he insisted it was completely his creation. There is, of course, a fatal design in his plan (he never actually *reads* information on builds, he just uses the skills and complains when they don't work). That build is for *two* assassins to use together. I see him use Shadow Form and just play keep away for about 10 seconds (he didn't even increase the appropriate attributes for this build), then he shadowsteps in to me. He then shadowsteps to me *again*. And I take him down in under a second (Shadow Form drops your health to about 40 when it ends). Not only did he not have another sin to use Arcane Mimicry on, he echoed the shadowstep. Of course it's my fault because I must have done something, and "his" build is flawless, and there must have been lag, and Archane Echo is bugged, and ANet doesn't know what they're doing. We did the same exact thing 4 times before he gave up and said the Wiki build was crap and he was going to go vote against it. I prodded him, "This was your build, I thought?", but of course he says it was another uber sin build he was going to use before he changed his mind...

Another great moment was from one of my guildies in TA. We were doing ok, with several wins, but he kept shouting that he couldn't attack. At first we thought it was Binding Chains or something and that the health bars just weren't showing the hex. We de-hexed the crap out of him, but he still couldn't attack. Like I said, this is happening for several rounds. Finally, he says that he can't attack in local chat when a sin owns him and starts talking crap. I asked him what weapon he was using, so he ctrl+clicked his weapon slot..."I am wielding an Exalted Aegis." ....He had no weapon equipped.

Legendary Shiz · Oct 15, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41

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Originally Posted by Thom Bangalter

how is that even Iway? I played with MATH during the 6v6 weekend, they do in fact play more than Iway, surprisingly enough.

Exactly, it's sad to see people still call MATH nothing but IWAY noobs.

Dragannia · Oct 15, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50

I remember once...we were GvGing and came across a bunch of hideously underleveled guys (I think one of them was level 5). After rolling them uncontrollably (most of our kills were from wand attacks) one of my guildies typed: "Now. I've got a very important question for you. Is GvG harder than you thought?"

I was cracking up horrendously as we wanded their Guild Lord to death.

Relambrien · Oct 15, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28

Discount Bob reminded me of a similar situation I had.

My 13-year old brother had gotten Prophecies around May this year, and had an E/R18 when he decided he wanted to 1v1 me. Now, we weren't in the same guild, so I asked him to have an officer of his guild invite me as a guest, which he did.

Just to humor him, I beat him running the Paladin premade. His skillset:

Flare
Fireball
Fire Storm
Meteor Shower
Searing Heat
Charm Animal
Comfort Animal
Resurrection Signet (because I told him to always have a res sig...and he didn't have the sense to know it would be useless with no party members)

Wanna know the best part? Not only did I DP both him and his pet out, I soloed his entire base along the way...

Legendary Shiz · Oct 15, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

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Originally Posted by Relambrien

Discount Bob reminded me of a similar situation I had.

My 13-year old brother had gotten Prophecies around May this year, and had an E/R18 when he decided he wanted to 1v1 me. Now, we weren't in the same guild, so I asked him to have an officer of his guild invite me as a guest, which he did.

Just to humor him, I beat him running the Paladin premade. His skillset:

Flare
Fireball
Fire Storm
Meteor Shower
Searing Heat
Charm Animal
Comfort Animal
Resurrection Signet (because I told him to always have a res sig...and he didn't have the sense to know it would be useless with no party members)

Wanna know the best part? Not only did I DP both him and his pet out, I soloed his entire base along the way...

Spoken like a true paladin

Katari · Oct 15, 2006, 09:56 PM // 21:56

A guildie one asked me to 1v1 her I-Monk with a warrior. Vamp touch instakill ftw.

Ronin Rangerin · Oct 16, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01

That time there was that time, remember that time? lol

Mr Dbest · Oct 16, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

LOl.....Just tonight i was screwing around in HA id1, spamming "r15 Lfg"......some guy msgs me.....lol i was on the floor laughing......

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7153/gw128ki8.png

N then as i continued to "advertise", he proceeded to ask in local what the real r15 emote was, and, y, if i did have it, didnt i post it on Wiki....Like i said, classic GW moment... =]

Relambrien · Oct 21, 2006, 08:20 PM // 20:20

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Originally Posted by Legendary Shiz

Spoken like a true paladin

I can't believe it's taken me this long to check this thread again... XD

Yeah, I have to stay in character don't I? ^^

Anyway, time for an actual contribution. This is the chat from the DeeR vs. PnH match in the playoffs today.

Notes: In the chat, I'm "Tsunaida Kimi No Te". I asked, twice, if anyone objected to having their name shown, and only one person responded saying they did. That is the only name I have blacked out, save the name and guild of someone I mentioned who wasn't there. Also, I blacked out the vulgar words I found, but if I missed any, please tell me.

Also, it seems that these people don't like Guru very much. Read to find out.

Jupiter Exsurgo · Oct 22, 2006, 05:00 PM // 17:00

I may get the name "noob" shouted at me here, but the funnest thing was playing gvg with 8 w/mo with healing hands and getting three straight wins, hehe, as you can imaginge, peeps who had actually spent lots of time making their builds werent to impressed, much to the delight of the 8 w/mo noobs hehe. Twas was when i first started playing btw

W/mo ftw lol

Relambrien · Oct 22, 2006, 05:27 PM // 17:27

Guess what I did last night?

I was guesting for [NooB] and we came up against Zero Files Remaining [LaG]. I was playing a Shock Axe Warrior at the time...

Anyway, I died from I forget what, and I got ressed by the team's hard resser. Immediately I hit Healing Signet but accidentally pressed another key at the same time...

...Frenzy.

Wanna know the best part? I lived to tell about it. Supposedly, one of the guys from NooB recorded it and was going to post it on YouTube somewhere, with a big message "Now watch this!" just before my accidental Frensig.

Thom Bangalter · Oct 22, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43

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Originally Posted by Relambrien

Guess what I did last night?

I was guesting for [NooB] and we came up against Zero Files Remaining [LaG]. I was playing a Shock Axe Warrior at the time...

Anyway, I died from I forget what, and I got ressed by the team's hard resser. Immediately I hit Healing Signet but accidentally pressed another key at the same time...

...Frenzy.

Wanna know the best part? I lived to tell about it. Supposedly, one of the guys from NooB recorded it and was going to post it on YouTube somewhere, with a big message "Now watch this!" just before my accidental Frensig.

That's why I never, ever put frenzy and heal sig near each other on the skillbar.

Relambrien · Oct 22, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

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Originally Posted by Thom Bangalter

That's why I never, ever put frenzy and heal sig near each other on the skillbar.

Yeah, I usually keep them apart from each other too. The build I was running that time had the skills a little bit different than the way I usually set it up, and I figured I might as well keep Healing Signet where I like it so I can hit it whenever I need to...

...Not smart. I will *never* have Healing Signet and Frenzy next to each other again...

Spura · Oct 25, 2006, 12:47 PM // 12:47

I was in FA playing my Air Ele with mind shock. A warrior strolls up to me and starts frenzying just as I lightning orb him. His solution? Heal Sig. I instagibbed him with Mind Shock.

Stixxx · Oct 25, 2006, 01:06 PM // 13:06

Couple days ago i was setting up an HA team with a couple guildies and we came an Ele short, so i invited a random.

Me: what build u running atm?
Ele: I'm air ele.
Me: Oh ok, can u bring blinding flash then?
Ele: Yea sure, ill keep blinding the monks then.

0.o

Haggard · Oct 25, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58

Once in aspenwood I was MMing for the luxons, and a kurzick toucher comes, stands next to my turtle and slams on whirling defense. With 10 fiends shooting at him, the turtle dies pretty quick from the WD AoE damage, which I found pretty amusing even though it was a bad thing for me, but then he proceeded to spam on local chat how much of a noob I was for about 10 minutes..

Blame the Monks · Oct 25, 2006, 02:13 PM // 14:13

Sometimes when I am in HA I ask people in all chat where I buy keys for tombs. It always cracks me up how many people tell me where to buy them and/or offer to sell me keys for tombs O_O

XosirisX · Oct 26, 2006, 10:02 PM // 22:02

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Originally Posted by Jupiter Exsurgo

I may get the name "noob" shouted at me here, but the funnest thing was playing gvg with 8 w/mo with healing hands and getting three straight wins, hehe, as you can imaginge, peeps who had actually spent lots of time making their builds werent to impressed, much to the delight of the 8 w/mo noobs hehe. Twas was when i first started playing btw

W/mo ftw lol

does this happen to be under the name PWOY? (paladins will own you) cause me and some guildies did the same thing (maybe u where one of those guildies? :P) anyways we also won a guild battle with 8 paladins (swords and healing hands) but then again the other team was a lousy gank team and we had 8 uber pro healing hands paladins

Wasteland Squidget · Oct 26, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43

Healing Hands paladins are lame.

WORD OF HEALING paladins own face. We've won with those before and it's about 18 times more awesome.