Curse

Tiyuri · May 29, 2007, 04:14 PM // 16:14

The IWAY warrior is capable of spreading devastation throughout the Mysts, pelvic thrusting his way to victory in the hall of heroes. Axe in one hand, bagel in the other, the IWAY warrior requires the most skill to play of any Guild Wars build.

Everyone knows the IWAY warrior has the fury of a tiger, the strength of a bull, but people often overlook the IWAY warriors kind hearted side, the IWAY warrior is notorious for deeply loving its animal companion (Ghostly Hero), so much so that striking the companion to death will often send the IWAY warrior into a rage, spouting badly misspelt insults and hammering yet to be charged adrenaline skills in an attempt to avenge the fallen comrade.

My Favourite Build -

17 Axe mastery (glyph of elemental power)
12 strength
some beast mastery

1. Eviscerate
2. Executioners strike
3. Deadly spirit
4. IWAY
5. charm animal
6. tigers fury
7. Sprint
8. Res sig

Reasoning -

1. Eviscerate - With this attack the IWAY warrior will strike the opponent causing a deep wound and spilling their guts all over the arena, amongst roleplayers the skill eviscerate has the added benefit of disabling all skills, spells, and movement of the target, as it's difficult to do much of anything with your intestines wrapped around your feat.

2. Executioners strike - With your opponent clutching their stomach, bleeding to death, what better way to taunt them than to cut off their head? This attack will separate your opponents head from its body, this skill has an incredibly synergy when you bring a fellow warrior with headbutt in order to use the dismembered head as a projectile weapon.

3. Spirits are deadly, make sure you draw an arrow with ascii and name your spirit before you enter. <------ roaring winds!

4. IWAY is the key skill on the IWAY warriors bar, make sure you use IWAY before any of your companions die, throwing all your strength into the initial assault, this way you're bound to make more kills.

5. Charm animal - animals are cute

6 + 7. Tigers fury + Sprint, Tigers fury makes an excellent cover stance for sprint, often moving towards the opponent at a slower pace is more intimidating, especially with your dire badger (frozen soil) at your side, fear is the key to victory in an IWAY team. As long as you subject your opponent to an adequate level of verbal abuse before the match, they don't stand a chance.

8. Res sig - Just in case you die, like that's ever going to happen *rolls eyes like Gaile Grey*

Notes -

I am rank 10, noob.

You just got tomahawked · May 29, 2007, 04:20 PM // 16:20

I lol'd irl.

Tiyuri · May 29, 2007, 04:22 PM // 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by You just got tomahawked

I can't figure out if your making fun of someone and being stupid or if you're for real.

I'm going to go with making fun of someone. (Glyph Of Elelmental Power)

I am entirely serious.

makosi · May 29, 2007, 04:41 PM // 16:41

We know the OP isn't a real IWAYer because he seems to be able to spell and construct sentences. A creature of such intelligence would not sink to such depths.

God Apprentice · May 29, 2007, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Hmm I knew there was a Glyph in there somewhere

borkbork · May 29, 2007, 06:05 PM // 18:05

<12 34>

1 ------> glyph

Thomas.knbk · May 29, 2007, 06:06 PM // 18:06

you can have 18 axe mastry with the bonuses from the gods statues noob

moko · May 29, 2007, 06:08 PM // 18:08

don't forget axes and shields with +1 weapon attribute!

freaking iway noob.

phasola · May 29, 2007, 06:11 PM // 18:11

You forgot the key strategy : CTRL + C.
Also, you should mention that Otyugh's Cry was on every bar before it got nerfed. Damn ANET !!111one

Death_From_Above · May 29, 2007, 06:15 PM // 18:15

lol hum i seem to be outdated, glyph of elemental power working on a war. Rock onnnnnnn. Must have been introduced with kill count.

On a side note, arnt iway warriors extinct or are they resurecting from the dead to come and take HA back and return it to alter capping.

Pyro maniac · May 29, 2007, 06:24 PM // 18:24

Quote:

Tigers fury makes an excellent cover stance for sprint

ROFL

nice topic ;-)

EinherjarMx · May 29, 2007, 06:24 PM // 18:24

OMG!, I'm so gonna try that build

yeah 16 axe mastery and 14 strength would do fine, but I'd rather go frenzy than tigers fury,

frenzy+healsig = quicker casting!

great post

Lord Natural · May 29, 2007, 07:56 PM // 19:56

<-------------- Rev Animal!!!1111

Lorekeeper · May 29, 2007, 08:22 PM // 20:22

ROFL

exactly what this forum needed... some light hearted humour.

and i agree... ability to construct sentences is a clear sign that you are NOT an iwayer...

Living Parasite · May 29, 2007, 08:44 PM // 20:44

y take a rez sig anyways u can take the whole team on by urself

Idiot · May 29, 2007, 09:56 PM // 21:56

You must have a echo mending mesmer on that team as well. Also you need plenty of W/Mo PuG's thrown in there with Dwaynas Sorrow.. (I actually saw someone try to use that)

mrmango · May 29, 2007, 10:31 PM // 22:31

I lol'd somewhat, but why does I always get the feeling that Tiyuri's posts are mocking me? =\

mikez himself · May 29, 2007, 11:37 PM // 23:37

yuo has forgoten ther moste impordand elemenents of the iway warreor:

role 1: no cap lock
rule 2: corect gramer
roole 3: no caelin poeple NOOBS ande raeging

withoot theesee lars ther iway wareior is usless

thedudemanwo · May 30, 2007, 01:26 AM // 01:26

thank you, i laughed.

what do i do if they tell me to run an OoA warrior or a oath shot warrior?

ichigo_panty · May 30, 2007, 01:46 AM // 01:46

<-- RaO. No need for iway.

Nice post, now this forum isn't that boring.