Curse

Loli Krasivaya · Apr 19, 2008, 05:01 AM // 05:01

Agh, the one time humor could aid me I find myself failing! I wish my computer could handle lolcats to make up for my failure in humor

Seriously, I was that kid who told the silly a-b-c's joke until I turned fifteen and realized it really wasn't all that funny.

Butttt since that's all I got in my funny arsenal I guess you're in for some corny, corny, corniness. Maybe you can laugh at my utter geekdom

So one day when Johnny was in class his teacher told him that his assignment was to learn the first five letters of the alphabet. He wrote it down in his notebook and went home to get to work.

He went to his older brother and asked, <insert silly little boy voice here, make it sad sounding since it's a girl voicing it> "Big brother, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His brother replied "Shut up!" and he wrote it down.

Then he went to his younger brother, who was watching cartoons and asked "Younger brother, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" His brother replied, "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" So he wrote it down.

Then he went to his older sister, who was on the phone with her boyfriend. He asked "Older sister what's the third letter of the alphabet?" She blushed at something her boyfriend set on the phone and muttered "Ohhhhh yes." So he wrote it down.

Then he went to his father, who was watching the 49er's. He asked, "Daddy, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" His father threw some popcorn in the air and yelled "49! 49! 49!" at the television frantically. So he wrote it down.

Finally, he went to his mother who was cooking hot dogs for dinner in the kitchen. He asked, "Mommy, what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" His mom sniffed and looked at the oven, crying out "My buns are burning, my buns are burning!" So he wrote it down.

The next day at school, his teacher called on him.

"Johnny, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" she asked.
"Shut up." He replied.
"Who do you think you are?" she asked.
"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" He yelled.
"Do you want to go see the principal young man?" He asked.
"Yes yes yes!" he replied.
And he left.

When he got to the principal's office the principal asked him how many spankings he wanted.
"49! 49! 49!" he responded.
And the boy got what he wanted, and was sent back to class.

When he got to class his teacher asked him how he felt about himself now, and all he could reply was "My buns are burning! My buns are burning!"

See? Epic lameness, now seriously, imagine me still telling that joke in my sophomore year of high school.

I'm surprised I didn't get beat up, maybe being a girl and all.

Since I can't outdo anyone on lolcat pictures or cute jokes, I can just be nice.

I'm sorry that you're leaving Guild Wars, but it is true that there are much greener pastures out there. I hope you find a nice one, and settle down and get epically leet

I, on the other hand, just started playing this game in October. It's actually my first MMORPG ever, my boyfriend introduced me to it because I was starting to find my freshman year of college lonely and stressful.

Guild Wars, or at least the social aspect of it, really made life easier on me for awhile. It was reallllly hard getting away from home for the first time. Unfortunately, now that I'm in a nice guild with some sweet friends, I'm starting to get into the game itself, you know, the title hunting, the storyline, all of that.

The problem is, the grind is really getting to me. In order to go along with my guild on some things I have to bring consets, which are hard to afford. In order to attain some titles like skill hunter I have to have sig caps, which is hard to afford. I've tried farming, but I don't really make all that much. I guess definitely not as much as those who farmed pre-lootscaling. It's getting harder and harder to enjoy the game because I feel like I can't catch up with all the leet players who came before me.

I know I know find another game right? Unfortunately this poverty issue has decided to follow me into real life, so it's either an epic grind but free rpg, or a pocket busting WoWish rpg. Ack XD

I'm not even going for the spear, a lot of other people would appreciate that a lot more than me. I would really just appreciate some gold, or some ecto, so I can go along with my guild in UW, FoW, and all those other elite missions I've never been able to do before because I'm not experienced enough for pugs. That amethyst aegis is absolutely gorgeous too though, I definitely wouldn't mind that.

Also, I don't know what your life is like, or if you are moving around anywhere near as much as I am, but if you ever feel like you need to talk I'll be playing for awhile

I don't know, it's always nice to feel like someone wants to hear you out when finals become crushingly stressful or jobs decide to be stupid. So yeah, if you ever like to friend me and we can chat. It would be nice to meet someone new, and definitely someone this generous. ^^

Well, guess it's time to finish up this silly post. Sorry I couldn't give you some more lolcats, but with your leetness I'm sure you've been around to see them all. Thanks for anything you decide to give me, and thanks for everything you decide to give others. Maybe I'll get a chance to talk in game!

Byeeee
IGN: Loli Krasivya

Frost21 · Apr 19, 2008, 07:58 AM // 07:58

Anything really will please me,so I won't leave a long post about trying to attempt to be funny,because in reality I fail at being funny :}So anything small is alright with me,wish you the best of luck and have fun with your life.

shooterek98989 · Apr 19, 2008, 11:12 AM // 11:12

here is my picture of my character and my minipet... why ? because I dont like tons and tons funny pictures like that in this topic....I runned any places in
Tyria and found this nice panorama with "flying castle" so i screened it and posted here as your remebrace for GW and please never forget your happy times
in this great game....thx and thats all gl in your real life ....remember: You never fight alone!

Ps: sorry for my English and sorry for picture quality

Omnidragon42 · Apr 19, 2008, 12:41 PM // 12:41

Always sad to see someone leave.

Good luck in real life, or wherever you go from here.

I don't really need anything, just wanted to say goodbye

Patsrule711 · Apr 19, 2008, 12:49 PM // 12:49

can i have some ectos pleas ign: pbnation ftw

Ferret Deathsquad · Apr 19, 2008, 12:55 PM // 12:55

I think your english is fine and the picture you posted is very nice. Where are you is where I would like to know? Which Chapter is that in?

x_fiddle · Apr 19, 2008, 02:16 PM // 14:16

I just came back from a long break (over two years). Sounds like your in a similar place to where I was in that game had kinda of played itself out. Good luck with whatever new gaming route you take and maybe we'll meet in GW2.

On my return I just bought the expansions so hopefully that will keep me busy for awhile. However since coming back I found myself as leader in an empty guild even though when I left I wasn't the creator nor an officer. But since I don't see a "welcoming guild invite" on your list

there are a few things that any of which would be a thankful gift. I was never big on unique weapon skins but what I did enjoy the most was collecting armor and skills so plat/ecto to help with getting the new 15k armors or any type of tome would be appreciated.

Thanks again for your generous act to the community.

IGN: Arabella Adair

Undertaker316 · Apr 19, 2008, 02:32 PM // 14:32

Hello can i have ANYTHING or as much as u can give!??!!

Blood Executioner

Let me know plz

Undertaker316 · Apr 19, 2008, 02:33 PM // 14:33

I hope u find something else funner to do lol

Sad ur leaving

Undertaker316 · Apr 19, 2008, 02:36 PM // 14:36

Anything u can give me plz

onilink · Apr 19, 2008, 03:51 PM // 15:51

I've always found these two rather amusing.
(Warning: some vulgarity)

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=DGpZLKLM3Jc

A Voltaic spear would be awesome, but if this post is as lame as I know it is, ectos are awesome too.

Good luck in your future endeavors

Undertaker316 · Apr 19, 2008, 04:55 PM // 16:55

PLEASE PM ME IN GAME
Blood Executioner

Some plats or extos would be great but if none are left no worries il take ANYTHING good n take a quite a load of ur hands XD!

Tyvm

britnie31 · Apr 19, 2008, 05:13 PM // 17:13

So i am not funny .... Can i have the Storm Bow r9 .. Thank you

in game name

Re Re R O L L

Shadowhaze · Apr 19, 2008, 05:19 PM // 17:19

Sorry you're leaving.

I wish you well in the world outside of GW.

Muksu · Apr 19, 2008, 05:50 PM // 17:50

I would like to have Amethyst Aegis or Elite derv tome if they are still available.

IGN: Kamasa Oderison

Shadow Shot · Apr 19, 2008, 06:18 PM // 18:18

It's really great that your giving all your stuff away before you leave because if i decide to quite GW I would most likely just leave my account alone and let everything just be waisted.

I dont know if your a fan of Star Wars but maybe your a fan of Squirlles.
I would like the Eternal Bow if this is funny enough.

DannyTheKing · Apr 19, 2008, 06:22 PM // 18:22

Any rare skinned weapon would be just great ! =)

I'm not that funny, and i can't really think of any funny things at the moment lol (see, that wasn't funny but i still laughed, that's how lame i am >.>). All i'll say is that i wish you good luck in the future and in life in general.

IGN: Derranged Dervish

*EDIT* I just thought of something, it's very funny actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0

Enjoy

P.P.S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKo3E7VBXE

hahahaha

gunster · Apr 19, 2008, 06:47 PM // 18:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBaPI2AKu2g

I just want something, lol, I would prefer ectos, stormbow, or voltaic spear, but...eh

Warning, the following video is very uhm.....not straight....so....uh, yeah, don't watch it if you don't want to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikAWRDXhDoU

Good luck outside of Guild Wars man. Personally, I think you should consider yourself lucky, as you are now not addicted to an MMORPG 0_o

necro_superunknown · Apr 19, 2008, 07:20 PM // 19:20

http://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?i...bsvizacgf8.jpg

http://img409.imageshack.us/my.php?i...esballsgd0.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?i...esseduppm7.jpg

gimme something pls pls pls pls i have been playing for a month now and the weapons i have arent that good.I always wanted a vlotaic spear but be fair give it to the best

))))

its a shame that u dont have a mini kuunavang

SlayerRNB · Apr 19, 2008, 07:33 PM // 19:33

hey man sad to hear your getting rid of the game -- can get boring sometimes but i find myself always comming back to play it like

i think it wud be totaly awsome if u can give me 1 set of the ectos or a set of the platinum please :P it can help me and my guild thanks man please get back to me like add my char on your freinds list ok?

and if u get too bored on your computer i can give u sum funny websites to amuse you hehe

hope to hear from ya oh ye soz my IGN is Inanity Factor i have all the chapters so cud pretty much meet u anywhere well apart from the placces near the end of the game cuz i aint that cool :P