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Psyconaut Amandil · Mar 24, 2010, 10:38 PM // 22:38

Here is my story.
My parents left for 2 weeks to go help in Haiti flying medical supplies into Haiti from Florida. While they were gone my mothers friend Terri was watching me and my sister. She was on new medication and she was not aware they had more of an affect on her. One of the nights she was watching us she had taken some. I didn't find this out til I got home because I had gone to camp and had just gotten back. When I came in the house she was passed out on the couch, practically hung over the side of it. An hour or two passed and I invited my girlfriend and her friend over. We were all sitting in my room and the door was open. Terri walks up to the door and starts talking to me and her son. For about 5 minutes. She didn't even notice my girlfriend or her friend.
Then she goes into my parents room and about ten minutes later I go to leave my room and I hear her say to me..
Hey Terri.
she said her own name.
It was one of the funniest things Ive ever seen/heard.
about 10 seconds passed and then she goes, Hey Alex(my name).
and then she asked me why the TV wasn't turning on and it was because she was facing the wall, not the TV.
It was hilarious.
IGN: Psyconaut Amandil

GWfan#1 · Mar 25, 2010, 06:31 AM // 06:31

Im a guy who went to go poke a girl on the shoulder so I could say hi. I missed...

crazybanshee · Mar 26, 2010, 02:43 AM // 02:43

So I work at a state prison. IRL, I'm female, and this is a male prison. I'm watching the med lines one day, which is where the guys that aren't locked up in seg get called out by unit to pick up their daily pills. I'm supposed to stand there, keep them in order, stop them from fighting and selling their pills etc. Anyway, there's like 20-30 guys in line at the moment, and this group of like 5 of them is kinda harassing me. They're young, and they're being obnoxiously flirty and annoying. So this other male officer walks by on his way somewhere, and kind of in passing he jokingly asks me 'ok, which one of them is it?" (while looking at the inmates) So I point to the most annoying of them, and say 'that one'. So this officer veers off course, whips out his cuffs and starts cuffing the guy and talking about sending him to seg. The guy starts freaking out like 'hey man, we was just playin, wasn't for real, come on man' etc. So the other officer and I had a good laugh, he takes the cuffs off and leaves. So the other guys in line start ragging on this guy for being such a pansy. He probably got beat up later on about it. But he never bothered me again.

IGN Banshee Hanover

The Mountain · Mar 26, 2010, 03:36 AM // 03:36

Here's a good ol' G-dubs story:

Quite some time back, a good friend of mine ran a demo of the W/Me UW smite farm. He finished half a run before dying because of lag and then insisted on showing me a proper run.

Upon entering the 2nd time, I asked him about runes/insigs, etc. He dropped his armor and weps on the ground to show me quickly...only to catch the aggro of a patrolling Aatxe. The armor wasn't obsidian, but it was 15k Dragon--with some sentimental value, he said. He also lost a r9 Magmas (still worth a bit at the time), but the sword was crap...still.

Unrelated to my story, the same guy merched a r10 voltaic spear at a later date :-(

IGN: Gregor The Mountain

Levothar Kingdom · Mar 26, 2010, 07:39 PM // 19:39

Ok here I go:

One day I was on my main character in Lions Arch and I heard somone asking around for some free weapons or where to find so rare ones so I offered to help him out. So I then joined his party and he started barraging me with messages in team chat to give him some free stuff so I said look I'll help you find some so we zoned out of lions arch, and then he continuously barraged me with even more messages on where this weapon was. At this point he was just getting annoying so I told him to just keep running north and hed find an area that looks different from the others and hed zone into an area called new mexico and inside this "secret" area he would find all the rarest weapons. So after a while I went afk for like 10 minutes I came back and sat down I saw that he was still in my party so I follow my own directions and i find him trying to run into a wall.

He ran at a wall for 10 minutes lol

IGN: Prince Of Levothar

elleray · Mar 26, 2010, 09:35 PM // 21:35

I have a gay friend that has a very feminine figure. At the gay bar they had a "Cutest gay guy in town" competition, you had to strip down and give 7 people lapdances... etc. I won't fill in details, as many people don't wanna hear them :P

Monday morning at college, I show my friend the picture, which in a very... "sexy" pose.

As I try to take my phone back from him he says "WOAH WAIT SHE WAS HOT,"
So I let him look at it for a bit longer, while every single person in the class having heard about our Saturday night, starts to chuckle. He looks up, senses something wrong, and the friend that got naked, in an over the top gay voice says

"Like what ya see, big guy?" and at THAT instant, he knew EXACTLY what he was so hot and horny over.

Trillian D · Mar 27, 2010, 01:15 AM // 01:15

Was on deployment in afghanistan and went on a humanitarian mission to the local afghan hospital to help them out with clothing and supplies for the hospital.
When we were leaving, we had bags of candy to give to the kids and as soon as the bag was opened, we were swarmed with about 50 kids trying to get the candy from us. So some of us just got the bags and dumped them in the street and the kids were fighting for them, literally fighting! One kid punched another kid and all of a sudden there was like a royal rumble going on! Craziest think i ever seen!

Ondals Wisdom · Mar 27, 2010, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Ok, first off i'd like to say I have nothing against Jehovah Witnesses.
My Grandpa is a hardcore christian who one day got a visit from a few of these annoying people. As soon as they reached the door, my grandpa was right there waiting (having seen them coming up the drive). Before either of them could say a word, he begins preaching the christian ways to the Jehovah witnesses. I was in the background trying not to laugh as they talked for over an hour.

<--IGN

Pony Slaystation · Mar 27, 2010, 03:14 AM // 03:14

In my civics class, last semester, my friend and I sat near the window. My classroom was on the second story of the school, and right outside the window was the roof. (My school has the middle part as one story, and both ends are two stories, so there is a part in the middle where the roof is one story lower than the sides). One day, my friend turns to me, and says "I need $20. Will you give it to me if I climb out the window onto the roof, run across, and knock on a window on the other side?". Not expecting him to actually do it, I obliged. He slowly started opening the window so the teacher wouldn't noticed. While the teacher was writing on the chalkboard, he went for it. The window was sort of small, so it took some effort for him to get through. He was just about outside when the teacher turned around, and obviously freaked out. We both got yelled at, as I just sat there the entire time without telling the teacher. My teacher told me pull on his feet (which were still inside) to get him back in. As I started doing this, my friend yells from outside "GOT IT!". He quickly came back in, and held up his pencil with a confident smile on his face (genius). We both got suspended for three days, and I still had to pay him the $20.

What made it worth my while was that he did it in the middle of winter. The roof was still covered in snow, and it was snowing pretty hard that day, and when he came back in, he was covered in snow. Nothing worse than waiting for your mom to pick you up from school, in wet clothes, and having to tell her why you were suspended.

EDIT: Forgot to add my IGN.
Pony Slaystation X

Diffrent Color Man · Mar 28, 2010, 01:59 AM // 01:59

I was 10 years old in Texas, visiting some family. It was in the morning and we went to IHOP. We were in a booth, and as we got up to leave I hit my funny bone extremely hard. I thought my vein popped out so I was running around IHOP screaming! "I POPPED A VEIN!" at the very top of my lungs. Everyone was staring, I've never lived it down.

BoogerYum · Mar 28, 2010, 04:15 PM // 16:15

So back in grade 2 we were obviously really dumb. In the class theres groups that hang out with eachother. I hung out with 2 guys and about 2 girls so there was about 5 of us. We were all clueless back then and we decided to do something "fun" during our free time. We all ended up pulling down our shirts a bit and started comparing eachothers nipples to see whos looked better...GG

IGN: Hh Closure

JoeGrogan · Mar 29, 2010, 03:02 AM // 03:02

After saving for a couple of years and selling pretty much everything I had, at the age of 19 this spotty faced teenager went and bought his first motorbike - a nice little Kawasaki 250cc. From the bike shop I rode up to my friends house who already had his own - a 250cc ex race bike. "Lets go for a ride!"

I live in New Zealand, and about it was a short way to the country police free roads, so off we went. All was going alright, until my friend came out of a corner and started to speed up. Unfortunately for him he didn't see the cow poo on the road until it was too late. His back wheel spun and he got the wobbles, and he nearly got out of it - but when he corrected he hit the grass and then bounced into an irrigation ditch down the side of the road. He somehow was still on the seat, and I was watching in horror as he sped along unable to brake (as it would've slid instantly).

I was hoping for the best, but too late I saw that the ditch was terraced. His front wheel dived and flipped throwing him off and the bike cartwheeled into a ball of plastic and parts. I skidded to a stop and he got up but his wrist was broken, but luckily he wasn't seriously hurt...

We made the long walk up to the nearest house and called his dad, who came and put the bike on a trailer and packed my friend in the car ready for hospital.

So off we went - those two in the car and me riding behind. The weather was fine, and we got to a nice inviting straight bit on the road. I had my visor up on my helmet and seeing the straight decided to give my new bike a speed test, so I overtook them - then wack! A bumblebee flew straight into my eye at around 150ks an hour, knocking me out.

I woke up in hospital next to my mate and got told my bike was a write off.

So two bikes down and all because we couldn't handle cow poo or bumble bees.

go cubs · Mar 29, 2010, 04:41 PM // 16:41

Gw story,
I was sitten in Toa and this warrior asked if i wanted to go to the uw for an ecto. I said sure why not, so we went in and he told me that we needed to sacrafice to allah for letting us be there. This is what went down.

It gave me a laugh for a while, and he did give me that ecto lol, he "sacrificed" a green for allah in the uw lol

He was a crazy guy...funny to talk to though

Dimmuborgir Satan · Mar 29, 2010, 06:16 PM // 18:16

Well, i was in church, im not often tho, but sometimes, it was at christmas or easter or such...... It was another priest than normally...
And the priest had a funny accent, instead of "th" he always said "f"...
I tried not to laugh, i said to myself "I MUST NOT LAUGH!!"
I did very well with holding back my laughter, but when he began his sermon, it became too funny... He preached something about some thugs he met...
He said something like "... one thug with me" and it just sounded - cause of his accent - like he had said "one RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO with me"... oO
In this moment i wasnt anymore able to hold it back, i bursted of laughter... xD
The old women 2 chairs next to looked at me very stricly... also my parents... but this didnt made me silent... iven worse... it made the whole situation more funnier and i couldnt stop... all ppl began to look at me... and some did start to laugh because of my laughter too ... xD
the priest said "why is this that funny" and it sounded like "fat funny" and lol i couldnt stop laughing xD

Oh forgot ingame name...
Dracul Va Domini

megaz · Mar 30, 2010, 02:48 AM // 02:48

Might as well try it, not sure how funny this is to you guys <.<

So, my spring break starts tomorrow, yay... wait, isn't tomorrow Tuesday?

See, what happened was this great ol' North Carolina weather. We got a random arse snowstorm in the middle of the school year, and our stupid county panics over half an inch of snow and shuts down the entire school system, and makes the 'make-up day' on our break <.< So, naturally, no one's at school. Except for me and my one friend, as we had to turn some work in at last minute (it happens to also be the last day of the quarter, and we're complete slackers...)

So, basically, I go through the day just hanging out around school (didn't stay in first block long, we had 4 people total in there ). Finally, we get to our last class... and the two of us are the only ones in there! But, for some odd reason, our teacher has an assignment for us! Great...

...He wants us to help him make test questions for our next test, on Communist China during the early Cold War era. We, the two nerd slackers in his class.

So, of course, we stick around for the easy A, all we have to do is create a few questions that we'll know the answer to, look at the other ones, make a mental note to study them. Well, we're almost done when the teacher leaves. It's at that point that I notice I left my keys on the entire other side of the school. Knowing my friend wanted to get out as quickly as I did, we started rushing to hit the final few questions. We get to the last one, and we're stumped. We flip a coin to see who makes it, and Lincoln chose me as the sucker. The resulting conversation went something like this:

Me: Great, I have no clue what to put on this stupid test

Friend: Think about the Cold War, then think about China. There's plenty of stuff to put down.

Me: ...Uhhh?

Friend: How about something about the Red Guard?

Me: *Totally thinking of something else* The.. wha?

Friend: You know, the Red Guard, those crazy Chinese kids that went around with Mao's handbook?

Me: Oh, okay... crap, I can't think of four other answers!

Friend: Make them up off the top of your head...

Me: ...Okay...

I swear, the question looked exactly like this:

25. Who were the Red Guards?
A) Chinese students who advocated for Mao's philosophies
B) A Russian military unit
C) Mao's personal color guard team
D) A US military ninja unit
E) A race in the game Morrowind.

...I laughted to myself. My friend just looked at me... then smirked and hit 'print'. My stupid question is about to be on a test that about 100 people in my school have to take.

And there are two right answers... xD

vinneger · Mar 30, 2010, 12:44 PM // 12:44

haha, today was a really fun day for me. After school during remedial lessons, well, me and my friends started folding paper aeroplanes(ah, the best childhood toy ever) since no teacher were in the class. We were playing behind the classroom until one of my friend suggested to throw a plane down the block since we our classrooms were at the 4th floor. After we threw the plane, it was flying down until it hit a fat boy's head. yes, we checked the downstairs before throwing, but he happened to suddenly walk in the open space downstairs. afterthat he looked up and most of us hid, but i got NO idea how he spotted us. Well he suddenly shouted something which we can't hear as we were laughing like hell. after awhile we looked down again and suddenly my friend shouted "run!"(while he was laughing). we were all thinking "what?" until we looked to our right, he was running up the stairs! hahah, he den began to chase us to the lift @ the centre of the school until he slipped and fall. well he chased for about.. 5 minutes? prolly around there. After he got up he decided to stop chasing us. yeah, thats all. it was really hilarious during that period of time. i got no idea whether he will complain to the teacher tomorrow, haha, but that's it

Sir Baddock · Mar 30, 2010, 04:04 PM // 16:04

Story #1
So some people might know me as the person who used to Recruit for Unknown Phenomenon [vK]. Now we just happened to be a popular guild due to the success of the Core GvG'rs that had earned a Bronze and Silver cape trim. So one day I'm recruiting in Kamadan found a few people, "Interviewed" them and all was well.

So a few minutes later the one of the individuals I had just recruited starts spamming our Guild Chat so I do what any Officer would do an Warn him, he proceeds to spam our channel even more so I kicked him. Now normally that's where it ends, but said individual spent approximately an hour spamming me with multiple accounts mostly insulting the size of my Manhood eventually I signed off so he'd leave me alone.

The next day I log in, I have 20 ignored people (All of which are this person) the minute I get on I start getting Private Messages from like 40 different people, turns out said person was paying people to spam me I kinda laughed at the stupidity of this person so I started offering people double what he paid them to spam him back. So I figured after I had just paid roughly 110k in gold to other people to re-spam a person who had just paid people to spam me the issue was dealt with he would finally stop but no he went a step further he went onto my Wiki Profile and spammed it for a few hours, deleted it, redirected the page to derogatory words and eventually was Banned. Due to me reverting the changes on the Wiki I was banned also because of the spam on the logs it had caused. Shortly after I explained the issue to Salome she proceeded to unban me, a day passed I was still banned after being "Unbanned" so I sent Salome another message and she tried to unban me again, a few million attempts later I was still banned and we had no idea what was going on.

Turns out because I had connected with Multiple IP's to the wiki (I had edited Articles on my iPod Touched, Netbook, PC, etc) that when she banned me she banned a large amount of IP Addresses. It took her a few minutes to unban all of my IP Addresses.

So lets sum it up,

1) I recruit someone
2) They spam guild chat
3) They spam me with all there accounts
4) I log off
5) Next day they pay people to spam me
6) I pay the people they payed to spam him instead
7) They stop spamming me finally
8) He attacks my GWW account
9) He gets banned
10) I get banned
11) I get unbanned
12) Unban doesn't work
13) Unban doesn't work again
14) Multiple IP unbans finally work
15) roughly 48 hours of BS caused by one person.
16) Epic Lols in the Screenshots when I showed a few of my friends.

Moral of the story, people in Guild Wars are relentless and will spam / harass people if kicked from a Bronze ~ Gold trim guild. I don't know if it's so much funny as it is annoying but I found it funny that this person went as far as he did because I kicked him from a Guild.

Najade · Mar 30, 2010, 06:18 PM // 18:18

We had a Pitbull named Rico. One day his back legs became paralyzed and we had to take him to the vet. Because he could not walk, my mom and I had to carry him to the car. Being a really heavy dog, this was not an easy task. At the vet the two of us had to carry him into the waiting room. Luckily my mom put on his leash, just in case. Inside the waiting room was a very cute little female dog, which happened to be on heat. All of a sudden, typical male, Rico was as healthy as can be. Pulling my mom across the room, he made straight for the little dog. My mom’s screams mixed with the screams of the little dog’s owner brought the vet and his assistant running into the waiting room. The little dog ran into the vet’s office. The vet quickly tried to close the sliding door but Rico ran it flat. There the door was lying on the floor. By now there was utter chaos with my mom, the vet, the assistant and myself trying to make Rico stop! Luckily for us, Rico tied himself with his leash around a table’s leg which gave the vet time to inject him with a sedative. They all helped us to carry him back to the car. The vet gave us a few pills and told us Rico would be fine. When we got home Rico couldn’t walk again and we had to carry him back to his sleeping place. He did recover eventually but we never dared to go back to that vet.

ChromisElda · Mar 30, 2010, 09:25 PM // 21:25

Okay I was in my first year of University and it was one of the big student nights out (UK = drinking age is 18). A whole bunch of us landed up at one of the biggest clubs in town and were having fun drinking and dancing in there for about 3 hours when one of my mates gets it going with a really hot girl. When I say really hot, I mean probably the most attractive one in the club that night. A few minutes later I see the two of them exit.

Flash forward 30 minutes later, I get a phone call. It's him and he's asking me if I was still at the club and did it still look alive enough to come. Utterly shocked I ask him what happened and get this, he says, "I took her to Subway to get a bite to eat." I'm speechless. "We then took a cab back to campus (not too far away), she let me pay, said "Well, good night!", smiled and walked off."

This was a few months ago and even now if anyone brings up Subway he always gets more than a few grins from all of us.

Edit: Forgot in game name - Chromis Elda

Kurosaki129 · Mar 31, 2010, 12:45 AM // 00:45

This is during my summer transition program into an University. It was in the afternoon, after me and my classmates received our mid-terms and going back to our residence for lunch (we have classes after at 1p.m.). There is a river behind our University and during winter people can go in and play hockey/skate. Of course during summer its just a body of water. Anyways, When I was walking back home I noticed a female classmate was climbing down the ladder, and I was curious and walk to her and her friends since they were laughing while the female is climbing down this ladder into the river. When I look down I noticed a piece of paper on the water and figured it to be the mid-term paper that we just received from before. I didn't bother to ask why the mid-term paper was in the water because I was enjoying my time watching this female trying to reach for the mid-term paper when its just out of reach of her hand. I didn't stay to enjoy the rest as I have a lecture soon right after, but it was a funny moment in my life where something just happens

IGN: Hime Mai Tokiha